Soaring To New Bloggy Heights Of Embarrassment And Discomfort

by BooMama on 16 July 2007

in Rambling

Okay. Pictures. Okay.

OKAY!

First of all, I tried to take a “before” picture at Mama’s house the other night. At which point I decided that I HAD NEVER FELT MORE SILLY IN MY LIFE.

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Now in my defense, this was right after I’d washed my face and put on pajamas. I was trying to get the camera at an angle so you could see how long my hair was, but I never could get it right because of having to lift my arms to take the picture (OH, THE EFFORT OF IT ALL). So you will just have to trust me when I tell you that my hair was about three inches longer than it is now.

A purpose-less, mousy mess that hit right below my shoulders.

And notice that I still had my sunglasses up on my head, RIGHT WHERE THEY SHOULD BE.

So I decided to take off the glasses SINCE IT WAS NIGHTTIME, but I didn’t get much better results.

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ATTRACTIVE!

Surprisingly, I’ve never been asked to do much modeling work.

(Silly me. I thought the double chin / pointy nose / deer-in-headlights look was all the fashion rage.)

Anyway, Friday afternoon I tried to take another round of pictures after Liza worked her magic. But apparently I thought of something unpleasant right as I was snapping the first picture.

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Not to mention that you can’t tell a blessed thing about what my hair looks like.

And then I tried to take a picture of the back of my head.

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But I missed.

So.

That brings us to today.

Here’s what my hair looked like this afternoon after I dried it (yes, I said “afternoon” – I HAD SOME LAUNDRY TO DO THIS MORNING, OKAY?). For some reason it’s impossible for me to fix my hair without the ends flipping up, even though Liza very professionally turned under every single strand. I guess I just don’t have the turning-under gene.

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And here’s the front – probably an inch longer than the back. I had a bit of difficulty with the zoom in that I didn’t know I was using it, so I do hope the proximity of my face doesn’t frighten you.

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And believe you me, I couldn’t have been happier when I looked at this picture and realized that my chin(s) didn’t make it into the frame. So I knew right away that I HAD ME A WINNER.

I did put on a little lipstick for y’all, though apparently I forgot about the mascara.

I’ll try to do better the next time I post pictures of myself.

Which will be, you know, NEVER.

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{ 143 comments }

Lori July 16, 2007 at 9:37 pm

I like it! Very cute.

I’d like it better in person. But still…

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Shelly July 16, 2007 at 9:38 pm

You are too much girl!!!

I love the new hair

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Leah July 16, 2007 at 9:40 pm

Wow ~ pictures of BooMama! What a treat! And your hair looks lovely ~ it really does. Thanks for showing all of us the before and after!

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Jesslev July 16, 2007 at 9:40 pm

It’s so cute- I wanna let mine grow out to look like that- Love the highlights!!!
I bet that cut and color cost a pretty penny! Don’t you hate the cost of all that beauty! I swear it is $125 every time I get it both done!

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Shelly July 16, 2007 at 9:41 pm

Uhmmm…I wasn’t done typing (b/c we all know I ‘talk’ too much) and I accidentally hit something that made that post. So I’m back. I know…I’m sure you’re like – seriously get a life! lol

But, AS I was saying!! I love it! You look stinkin’ hot! (Am I allowed to stay that?? Me and my southern girlfriends say that when ‘cute,’ ‘darling,’ and ‘precious’ just don’t cover how good the look is working for you!) I hope that made sense! Nonetheless, I am sure you are loving it. She did a great job. Work it girl! :)

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Alana July 16, 2007 at 9:42 pm

Very cute! I especially like the pic where you “missed”. Too funny!

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Amber July 16, 2007 at 9:43 pm

my hair flips up no matter what i do! what is up with that?! here’s to hoping flippy hair is always in! it looks way cute though, and it makes me want to keep mine short (i’ve been doing the “grow it long?” “keep it short?” dance for a while now

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Emma Kate July 16, 2007 at 9:45 pm

SASSY!!!! Much more you!!! Love Love

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Tricia July 16, 2007 at 9:46 pm

You are a hoot. I have been telling my non-bloggin’ friends all about BooMama!! I thought about that the other day, no pictures but an awesome blog. I am so thrilled to acutally see you, BooMama.

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Stephanie July 16, 2007 at 9:49 pm

Love the new do! You are just as cute as you write!

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Monkey Giggles July 16, 2007 at 9:53 pm

This just cracks me up. You had me rolling on the couch!!!!!

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Bailey's Leaf July 16, 2007 at 9:54 pm

B-Mama! I almost fell off my chair when I saw pictures of you on your page! I thought that there was some B-Mama rule against that, but I was so happy to see your new ‘do! Glad that you are happy!

Happy unpacking!

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Janelle July 16, 2007 at 9:55 pm

Question: Have the sunglasses made it back to their original place yet? Or, are you still in haircut honeymoon phase?

Love it!

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Karly July 16, 2007 at 9:56 pm

I can’t believe I SAW Boomama! I feel so privileged! And I love the hair…the flippy up look is CUTE! Don’t go flipping it under, you are a flippy up kinda girl!

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Veronica July 16, 2007 at 9:59 pm

Love it.

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Kiesha July 16, 2007 at 9:59 pm

Very cute!

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Wendy Darling July 16, 2007 at 10:00 pm

I LOVE your hairstyle. :-) Thank you for posting it. :-)

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julie July 16, 2007 at 10:01 pm

You look B.E.A.U.T.I.F.U.L..

Thanks for sharing. I just love getting a new do.

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nicole July 16, 2007 at 10:05 pm

Great hair! Thanks for letting us all see.

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Pam (Kids Kitchen) July 16, 2007 at 10:07 pm

Looks great! I thought it especially funny that you posted the picture where you missed!

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His Singer July 16, 2007 at 10:10 pm

OK, I’ll be the one to ask, since everyone else is being all POLITE and all…

Why didn’t you have Mama or D or Daddy take the picture? I mean, I know it would probably just give Mama the vapors, but one of the boys could surely handle that little piece of machinery, couldn’t they?

However, come to think of it, it does make for much better blogging fodder and I’m All For the Good Blogging Fodder.

Oh yes, yes indeed.

BTW, we could now be twins.

Except for the fact that I’m a gazillion years older and have dark hair with no highlights and weigh close to eleventy hundred pounds and all…really we could.

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Susanne July 16, 2007 at 10:11 pm

I’m coveting those highlites. They are gorgeous! And the cut, totally suits you! Get Alex to take the pics next time. It’s amazing what 5 year olds can do with a camera!

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chickadee July 16, 2007 at 10:13 pm

wow a picture of the famous boomama! it’s nice to put a face with the blog. and your hair is too cute. very sassy.

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Becky July 16, 2007 at 10:13 pm

I laughed out loud. The one where you missed the back of your head was too funny.

Now, for a serious note, I’m so thrilled to actually ‘see’ you! You are beautiful! Inside and out!

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Big Mama July 16, 2007 at 10:16 pm

Love it. Just love it. The color is oh so sassy and I am a big fan of the flip up.

Sleek, turned under hair should be reserved for anchorwomen.

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Ashleigh July 16, 2007 at 10:23 pm

My little toddler man completely stopped his ever-important playing to come and laugh his head off with me while I finished reading this post. THEN, once he realized that I wasn’t going to stop cracking up any time soon, he decided something was wrong with his mama, and took up patting my cheek, giving light kisses, and staring into my eyes with a furrowed brow. It’s amazing what a little time on The BooMama Blog can do. :wink, wink:

Love the hair, tho, truly. So sassy and so you. Kinda what I’m thinking of doing when I chop mine off in the next couple weeks… except for the fact that mine will be near-black instead of the cute and hip blondie highlighted look your lucky enough to have!

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Diane J. July 16, 2007 at 10:23 pm

Your new ‘do really suits the shape of your face. I really like it on you. ;-)

You and Sister could be – well….Sisters! Y’all really do favor, and you gots them BLUE eyes, too. Alex comes by his looks and his blue eyes honest, that’s for sure! ;-)

It was nice to see pictures of you, BooMama. :-)

Y’all have a good week, now.

Love and hugs,

Diane

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kelli in the mirror July 16, 2007 at 10:23 pm

Oh, you are so very cute!

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Judy July 16, 2007 at 10:25 pm

You are a beautiful person…what awesome blue eyes! Wow! Can I share a brand name product that changed my whole hair-style life? It is Redken Gel #16 and it changes the whole texture of your hair…makes it do what it is suppose to! It’s a little more expensive than the Pantene but you can buy it at your local WM beauty shop for around $12. I only use it on special hair days…Sundays, etc. and use the cheaper stuff on the days I just stay home with the dust bunnies under my bed! Try it, your hair will never be the same!

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Beth F. July 16, 2007 at 10:26 pm

I love your hair and your eyes!

BEAUTIFUL!

Maybe Liza should go on tour??

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Tracey/Real Estate Girl July 16, 2007 at 10:33 pm

Boomama!!! You have just made my day! Pictures!!! Yea! I love the new “do” and you were cracking me up with the one of the back of your head!!!

Did you get my email? I know you’ve been swamped, with the laundry and the blow-drying of the hair and all…

So happy you posted pictures and that precious Alex has that same sweet face!

Much love!
Tracey (Montgomery, AL)

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Heather July 16, 2007 at 10:34 pm

Your new ‘do is so, so cute. And you look great, by the way!!! I’ve never met D., but I’m thinking Alex is the spitting image of you! Am I right?

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Lora Lynn July 16, 2007 at 10:35 pm

Lovely. Or, should I say, sassy? Either way, I approve.

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Sherry July 16, 2007 at 10:35 pm

Oh, Boomama! I’m so glad you were brave enough to post yourself. You are just as lovely as I imagined! The hairdo is so YOU, and I LIKE the flipped-up ends. I think it suits your sassiness.

Is the guest bedroom looking any better? I hope your new found energy from your sassy-do is helping you get things done around the house.

S.

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Leslie July 16, 2007 at 10:42 pm

Have you heard of an xshot…it’s a camera accessory that allows you to take pictures with yourself in the picture…I’m not doing a very good job of splainin’. Here’s a link: http://www.benspark.com/xshot.html

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Terri July 16, 2007 at 10:45 pm

Wow! Pictures of Boomama!! How cool is that? I would have known you anywhere! I recognized you from your little Wii pictures you posted awhile back ;) I LOVE your new “do”! I am still giggling from reading this. The pic where you missed is hilarious! You have truly made my day. I almost went to bed (we’re an hour later than you) without checking your blog. Bless your heart…..you’ll never know how much I needed this. I’ve had one of the most discouraging days…..very discouraging. I feel so much better over a new hairdo.. and it wasn’t even mine! God bless you, dear Boomama!

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Tam July 16, 2007 at 10:46 pm

The hair looks great and keep the flip!

I love your writing. Truly hysterical!

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Jill July 16, 2007 at 10:48 pm

Hair looks cute. Love the color. Great picture progression, it is good to finally have a face to put with the legend.

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Tina July 16, 2007 at 10:48 pm

You are TOO cute! I love it :)

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Lisa July 16, 2007 at 10:50 pm

I have to be honest and say I really didn’t expect to see pictures. I thought we would just see the hair and not a picture of you, live and in person! I figured all those internets trying to get you to post a picture had just better give it up, cuz it wasn’t happening!!

Anyway, I do love the cut…so much I went out last week and got me one just like it!! Little did I know, it was just like yours!! I do still need to go get those lowlights/hilights…..will do next week.

Good to see the sweet person behind this sweet, fun personality!! I now know where your little boy gets his cute little face from….you two look so much alike!!

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Holly Smith July 16, 2007 at 10:53 pm

Way to go! Great hair and you.are.PRECIOUS! Very much so…
Have a great day on Tuesday…we’re off with friends to feed some giraffes :)
Love ya!
Holly

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bee July 16, 2007 at 10:58 pm

I love it!

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Sincerely Anna July 16, 2007 at 11:01 pm

Looks pretty! Nothin’ like a great haircut!!

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Kate July 16, 2007 at 10:06 pm

Very cute! Next time you’ll have to employ your mother or Alex or D or the Hair Wizard herself to take the photos! Thanks for complying with us all. :)

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The Pumkin Patch July 16, 2007 at 11:06 pm

FINALLY!!!! Pictures of BooMama!!!

I love the hair, it looks great on you. :D

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Karla~Looking Towards Heaven July 16, 2007 at 11:07 pm

Love it! It does look so sassy!!!

Blessings,
Karla

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jenn July 16, 2007 at 11:16 pm

you have the BLUE-EST EYES!!!

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Lyndy July 16, 2007 at 11:25 pm

Oh I love it! It looks wondrful and so do you. Now we can see that A certainly looks like his mamma.

Thanks for sharing. Isn’t it amazing how a new cut can put a spring in your step.

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Shelley July 16, 2007 at 11:25 pm

Wow! It looks like you got the works! highlights, lowlights, midlights (i’m not sure if there IS such a thing as midlights, but i was on a roll!) Seriously, it looks great, and you may have inspired me to get myself some of that sassy hair! I haven’t changed mine in, oh about 7 years or so. Think i’m in a rut? Maybe. I’ll have to think a little more on that, but YOU, you look great! Way to be brave and post those pics! It’s fun to see a face behind the fantastic wit. You look friendly, fun, sassy, and personable, just like you sound! Thanks BooMama!

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Adventures In Babywearing July 16, 2007 at 11:28 pm

Oh, laughing so hard because I had to do the same thing with my new ‘do and had a shot of the curtains when I tried to do a similar photo! Too funny!!!

Steph

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