A few recent search engine terms that have brought people to the blawg:
michael johns ascot – Oh, you have come to the right place, merry Googler.
Let us gaze upon the ascot and marvel at Michael Johns’ fashion derring-do.
Not only was it an ambitious accessory choice, it was also a successful one.
BRAVO.
uncle ben’s casserole and shrimp – I had actually forgotten about this recipe until tonight.
And now I feel like the person who found my blog using that particular phrase has done me a huge service because he or she has pretty much planned my Sunday lunch.
You know, the internet is genius.
god never closes a door without opening – A WINDOW! THE ANSWER IS “A WINDOW!”
I do believe I’ve qualified for the bonus round.
Perhaps even the Showcase Showdown.
paula deens wedding ring – IS KICKIN’.
But if I had Paula’s wedding ring, I do not think that that I would knead dough and / or handle raw meat while wearing it.
I’m not judging, only stating what I feel would be my personal choice.
BECAUSE THAT RING IS KICKIN’.
how is steinmarts? – Martha? Martha? Is that you? Have you finally found the internet? WELCOME TO THE BLOG!
And Steinmarts is fine, by the way. But it misses you terribly.
help me get this hunk of wax out my ear – You know, I’d love to. Really. It would bless my soul to be able to help you, because as someone who has abnormally small ear canals, I have quite literally felt your particular brand of clogged ear pain.
What? You can’t hear me? I SAID THAT I HAVE FELT YOUR PAIN.
I SAID! THAT I! HAVE FELT! YOUR PAIN!
The wax is somewhat pesky, isn’t it?
boomama, take one rotisserie chicken – Okay! I have my rotisserie chicken!
So.
Um.
What am I supposed to do now?
I will sit here and await further instructions.
chicken have carbs? – No! Chicken have no carbs! Eat chicken all day, still eat no carbs! Boil chicken. Bake chicken. Grill chicken. NO CARBS!
But no fry chicken. Batter have carbs. Batter GOOD. Add many carbs to chicken. Fried chicken have MANY TASTY CARBS.
Mmmmmm.
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ok- that last part was funny- you make me laugh just when i need it….
I am laughing with tears running down my face!
I read your blog regularly but don’t post (maybe once?), hello nice to meet you, but I just had to comment on this one because I am still laughing. You just kill me.
And yes, I am from the south so I can say that.
I love me some Michael and his ascot, but I am slightlytoomuchly obsessed with Jason Castro. And I won’t go into the fact that I’m old enough to be his momma because I hear he just turned 21 so that makes it okay.
Well I’m just glad that I swallowed my coffee before I read your post. You are too funny! I’ll never look at chicken the same way again!
I read the back link to the post on Martha and I think they are my family in Miss. – They live to have an illness or something wrong with someone to discuss and shop at the ‘walmarts’ and k-marts,’…Too funny!!!
You crack me up BooMama.
I am going to say something and it may get me kicked off your blog but I really don’t get the whole Michael Johns thing. The guy bugs me. I think he must remind me of an old boy friend because all my friends love him, but me, not so much.
I’m taking my 11 year old daughter to Idol Gives Back on Sunday night (Shh, its a surprise) so after I see him in person maybe I will change my mind.
Please don’t hate me.
julie
p.s. I saw Paula Dean at a book signing and you are correct, her ring is awesome!
Thanks for the earwax reminder.
It made me throw up a little in my mouth all over again.
Dear BooMama (I’m always tempted to write Dear BM, but that just doesn’t seem appropriate), How do you find out what people have googled to find your blog? That sounds terribly fascinating. Love the blog – thanks for writing!
No chicken No batter NO Good! Funny post!
I love it when you share this with us.
CRACKS. ME. UP. :)
I admit that I searched on “Michael Johns ascot” after reading your post. I had to make sure it was, indeed, an ascot. I’m guessing that many came your way through the back door, too. Because it wasn’t an ascot. But he’s still fine as heck.
Damn! Now I’m hungry for fried chicken. See how you make me swear?
Oh my word, you are hilarious! The searches are funny, but your commentary has me rolling!
This is probably a dumb question, but how in the world do you check your google searches? Because that is just plain cool! Oh and I love your blog… it is like being home with my momma and her friends, and of course my southern accent kicks in when I read everything in my head and that makes me smile.
O.k., I read the entry on your ears. FUNNY! :)
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