I just found this email in my inbox:
Hi, boomama.
eDiets (eDiets) is now following your updates on Twitter.
You may follow eDiets as well by clicking on the “follow” button.
Best,
What? As if I don’t have enough pressure?
And now I have somebody called eDiets “following” me?
I feel that this is horribly unfair.
And also: I guess I’d better put down the cream cheese.
Emily says:
I think if you just leave a bag of baby carrots and a glass of water next to the computer where they can see it, they’ll never know any different.
Rock on with the cheese (cream, fried, or otherwise).
April 28th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
LeeAnn (AKA Frazzmom) says:
I think weight watchers is stalking me… I like the carrot idea- maybe if I leave them in the mail box the offers will stop coming via USPS!
April 28th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Melanie says:
Too funny.
April 28th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
Heidi says:
Gee…can’t a girl eat her cheesecake in peace! :)
April 28th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Holly Smith says:
Bah on ediets :)
And what is twitter? Will you bring me up to date?
April 28th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
Rocks In My Dryer says:
*snort*
April 28th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Moriah @ Please Pass the Salt says:
That reminds me of this:
http://aclu.org/pizza/images/screen.swf
too funny. hope it’s not prophetic.
April 28th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Jenna says:
Oh no they didn’t! I better check my email because they surely will be coming after me next. :)
April 28th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
Chelle' says:
HILARIOUS!!!
I paid for that program once. And for WW. And for Jenny. And for ….
whatever! :0)
April 28th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Theresa Locastro says:
Why don’t I get to follow you on twitter?? I just joined too!
April 28th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
Sister says:
Give them my address.
Please.
April 28th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
Kelly @ Love Well says:
And they know what you’re wearing, too!
(At least they didn’t mention any tools and the enlarging thereof. That’s my spam o’ the day lately.)
April 28th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Bailey's Leaf says:
“Stalked By eDiets. Woman Fights Back with Bar of Cream Cheese.” More at 11.
Just make sure that the cream cheese isn’t any of that fat free crude. Ugola. Tried it once. Made the worse cheesecake I’ve ever tried. YUCK!
April 29th, 2008 at 6:24 am
Marla Taviano says:
Oh, Boo. You’re all a-twitter for nothing. This is an E-diet, not a DIET diet. They’re only following you because your BLOG has gotten too big, not YOU.
(Emily’s carrots/water idea is a good plan to have in place though, just to be safe.)
April 29th, 2008 at 6:41 am
chocolatechic says:
and walk slowly away from the chocolate.
I would be totally disturbed about them finding out that you twitter.
April 29th, 2008 at 6:45 am
The Domestic Goddess says:
Ugh. I’ve been getting tons of spam on my twitter. As if I don’t have enough spam in my life. Gosh forbid you tweet something about food or exercise or diet, and they stalk you like the grim reaper. Yikes.
April 29th, 2008 at 7:15 am
Tammy M. says:
I was just twittering. That made me think of a song.
I’m a twitter, she’s a twitter, wouldn’t you like to be a twitter too!
I actually joined twitter a couple of days ago because several friends were a twitter. Then I decided that I really don’t find what I do too interesting, I am sure my friends don’t need updates either. So my twitter is on the low down.
April 29th, 2008 at 7:18 am
Mama D says:
Scary diet police are after you. Run. Run away!
April 29th, 2008 at 7:48 am
Linda Sue says:
I knew there was another reason I don’t want to be a twitterererer - don’t need the food police knowing when I stop for a bit of sustenance! BTW cream cheese is health food - builds strong bones.
April 29th, 2008 at 8:05 am
Natalie Witcher says:
No no no, keep the cream cheese…shoot the twitter
April 29th, 2008 at 8:09 am
Mary B says:
Cream cheese? Aren’t you allowed to have that on South Beach Diet? Take that e-diets!!!!!!!
April 29th, 2008 at 8:21 am
suburbancorrespondent says:
Big Brother is watching you!
April 29th, 2008 at 8:26 am
Nancy says:
Maybe it’s all the Diet coke. Too much of that makes me twitter. But I can’t stop, I just can’t stop!!!!!
April 29th, 2008 at 8:41 am
Fancy Delights says:
Hahaha. This made me think of a memory about my youngest brother. He used to sneak up at night and eat cream cheese straight off the block. He was a real cream cheese junkie. Wonder if he still does this…I’ll have to ask. : )
Michelle
April 29th, 2008 at 8:45 am
mandy says:
another reason why i just don’t think i wanna sign my life away to twitter.
blogging already owns me…
April 29th, 2008 at 9:34 am
shelley says:
That’s almost as scary as Big Mama’s next fashion friday.
April 29th, 2008 at 9:41 am
Katy says:
Don’t worry, cream cheese is in the protein group.
April 29th, 2008 at 9:48 am
Kim says:
LOL!!
That is too funny
You need to respond by saying “no need to follow me I happen to like bacon grease - thank you!’
That will make them leave you alone :)
Blessings,
Kim
April 29th, 2008 at 10:00 am
Shalee says:
No no, Sophie. You pick that cream cheese back up and eat it with pride. They’re just trying to see how real women eat!
(Pass the Cheez-its, would ya? I’ve got a hankering for something good!)
April 29th, 2008 at 10:05 am
theroost says:
Thank the Lord they are not following me!
April 29th, 2008 at 11:00 am
Sarah says:
Just don’t twitter about what you happen to be eating at the moment. What E-diets doesn’t know can’t hurt them. :)
April 29th, 2008 at 11:04 am
Jackie @ where the boys are says:
Evidently “Big Brother” is watching.
April 29th, 2008 at 11:40 am
Overwhelmed With Joy! says:
Scary what people find on the internet. Hope they’re not watching too closely. That’s just creepy!
April 29th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
that girl says:
how odd… I have somebody named “E-Alchohol Diet” following me…
April 29th, 2008 at 3:24 pm