A few more search engine terms that have brought people to the blawg:
cb handle names – Now I’m no CB expert, but here are a few right off the top of my head.
Completely impromptu, mind you.
Sugarlips.
Foxy Lady.
Road Warrior.
Hot Mama.
Big Daddy.
Really, I think just about any adjective coupled with the words “Mama” or “Daddy” would work beautifully.
Although “crusty” or “scaly” might be the exceptions to that adjective rule.
bacon fat butter compare – Well, I mean, how could you possibly compare?
I find that they are equally delicious.
Though I am slightly partial to bacon fat because if I want to have bacon fat on hand, then I have to fry some bacon.
And that is never, ever a bad thing.
jody calls – Well, you are very fortunate.
Because Jody never calls me.
Needless to say, I have missed her terribly.
And the fact that I have no idea who Jody is?
Totally inconsequential.
how to get on boomama’s blog – YOU JUST DID!
I can’t even imagine the complete absence of thrill you must feel.
It has to be the most underwhelming moment of your entire life. Such a non-event!
I’m beyond teary-eyed.
i admit i need god’s power – You and me both, sister.
You and me both.
youtube dave barnes – Now you may not know this, but I sort of enjoy Dave Barnes.
And his YouTube stuff?
GOLD.
For whatever reason, this one is my favorite. Because I’ve always been a fan of a mock dance-off.
And then this one? And this one?
Interweb delights, my friends.
mama jig’s +fried chicken – I am unfamiliar with Mama Jig’s fried chicken, but I know beyond a shadow of a doubt that anyone who goes by the name “Mama Jig” CAN FLAT FRY UP SOME CHICKEN.
And I now feel that my life will not be complete until I try Mama Jig’s fried chicken.
Because I believe in goals.
layer cake props – Really?
Well.
Okay. I guess I can handle that.
BIG UPS TO THE LAYER CAKE!
WOOT!
OH, HOLLA.
Don’t you ever change, layer cake.
Don’t you ever, ever change.
June 4th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
It’s amazing how you make something as small as search engine results so funny!
For those want to attend BLAWGher, see my blog to vote on the date!!!
June 4th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
I need you to stop blogging for the night. I need to go to bed now.
June 4th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
Thanks for the laughs….I think this should be a regular fixture on the blawg! :)
June 4th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
If someone types “got biscuits” in a search engine it brings them directly to my blog. “Got Biscuits” is a slogan they use at the Loveless Cafe (Nashville restaurant.) I wrote a restaurant review the day I went there with the title got biscuits. I’m sure the people desperately on the internet hunting for biscuits are disappointed when they arrive. When you come to Nashville you need to go eat there because they can flat fry up some chicken.
June 5th, 2008 at 1:02 am
Oh my, thanks for the laughs.
June 5th, 2008 at 2:10 am
You gotta love search engine results! They’re a hoot sometimes!
I found one today, “http://aolsearch.aol.com/aol/s…y=my house is really cluttered” that made me laugh.
Yes, my house is really cluttered too! I guess misery loves company!
June 5th, 2008 at 3:40 am
You just used “woot” and “holla” in the same post. Almost in the same sentence!
I’m so proud. I think that’s a personal best, Sophie.
June 5th, 2008 at 6:13 am
Well, now…your post just compelled me to go look at the searches that land people at my blog. Kinda boring this morning, but I can’t help but wonder why anyone would would get me when they’re looking for “Pam Dwaber panties” (yes, misspelled) or “poison ivy on soccer ball” or good gracious “embarrassed snot”. You mean it has FEELINGS???
And I WROTE ABOUT IT????
Say it isn’t so…!
:)
June 5th, 2008 at 6:14 am
You make me laugh…layer cake props – too funy!
June 5th, 2008 at 6:15 am
Um, funny. That’s what happens when I get up too early.
June 5th, 2008 at 6:32 am
Recently someone was led to my blog with “Elvis impersonators in Georgia.”
Thank you, thank you very much.
June 5th, 2008 at 6:50 am
Good Gracious…that is hilarious!!! I have NO clue how to even find out those searches. :D
June 5th, 2008 at 6:52 am
I’m quite sure I’ve said this before but YOU CRACK ME UP.
Good times :)
June 5th, 2008 at 7:03 am
Oh, I do love these posts and I do love you.
BooMama Props!
June 5th, 2008 at 7:09 am
I don’t know, Crusty Mama sounds pretty rockin’ awesome if you ask me.
June 5th, 2008 at 7:19 am
Thanks for a laugh to start my day. This is hilarious!
June 5th, 2008 at 7:32 am
We have so worn out the Dave Barnes You Tube wonderfulness that my kids think “Police Never Die” is an actual song.
Close enough.
And the dance off? Coffee snortin’ good.
June 5th, 2008 at 7:34 am
Your posts about the search engine may very well be my favorites.
By the way, I dated a guy named Jody in high school. Nice guy. He hasn’t called since my freshman year of college, though.
June 5th, 2008 at 7:39 am
I love me some Dave Barnes. You know he is from Kosciusko, MS.
June 5th, 2008 at 7:42 am
You just make Layer Cake’s day.
June 5th, 2008 at 7:48 am
I snorted at my desk when I read the Mama Jigs one. The paralegal next to me asked if I had allergies, I cracked up at that question so I turned her onto your blog.
P.S. She has not gotten any work done since.
June 5th, 2008 at 7:53 am
Thank you for your ministry of merriment.
June 5th, 2008 at 8:09 am
You crack me up!
June 5th, 2008 at 8:16 am
“CAN FLAT FRY UP SOME CHICKEN” – made me laugh out loud! If you had added “like all get out” I would suspect you were really my husband posing and posting as a Boo Mama.
June 5th, 2008 at 8:31 am
I’ve got to start writing better stuff with fun wording. I don’t get anything cool like that, well except for the Irish for idiot one. I don’t think anyone can top that…
June 5th, 2008 at 8:46 am
*snOrt*
Too funny, BooMama, just too funny.
June 5th, 2008 at 8:59 am
LOL!!
June 5th, 2008 at 9:23 am
Oh! These crack me up everytime! I love me some search engine results! You are so funny!
June 5th, 2008 at 9:29 am
totally gonna get me in trouble here at work. snorting, crying, phlegming!
June 5th, 2008 at 9:36 am
LOL :)
Layer cake props!
June 5th, 2008 at 9:38 am
Hee hee
June 5th, 2008 at 9:54 am
Balumtine’th Day!! I think Dave should devote more time making videos for youtube. Makes my day.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:07 am
YOu got me with the layer cake props. . .oh, holla.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:08 am
I love it when you do this. Love. It.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:10 am
Layer cake props. Fell out of my chair. And yeah, Amen to the Mama Jig’s fried chicken. I bet she soaks it overnight buttermilk, for sure. Drool.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:14 am
You just totally crack me up!! Thanks for the smiles this morning!
June 5th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Hilarious! Now I just need to practice with my google skills to find some other fun ones for your search engine…the cake props was my favorite!!
PS I agree with you about Bacon fat…just posted some crusty pork chops last week with bacon fat in it. They were totally yummy–better than fried chicken! Did I really just say that??
June 5th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
oh mercy that made me laugh
CAN I GET A WHOOT WHOOT FOR LAYER CAKE
June 5th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Stinkin’ hilarious as usual!
June 5th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Now that I think about it… Mama Jig would be a great CB handle.
June 5th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKKKKKK YOU for the Dave Barnes clips!! OH MY WORD!!!!!!
June 5th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Boomama… I’m with you about loving some Dave Barnes. I got hooked with “Close your eyes”.
He is a beautiful man. :)
June 5th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
I fixed the link and sent you an e-mail. It’s all 3 for $20 (shipping included).
THANK YOU!
June 5th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Your barrel of whit is bottomless!
I had an odd one on mine recently, “bill murray and butter”. I don’t EVEN want to know! ;-)
June 5th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
um, yeah. I don’t always get your humor, but I still like ya!
June 5th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Oh, BooMama,
you totally crack me up!
June 5th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
Having a bad day; this brought tears of laughter to my day – THANK YOU!!
Props to YOU!
June 5th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
That’s great. Only you could make a list of search engine results so entertaining! :-)
June 5th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
I heart you muchly :)
June 5th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Oh you silly nut!!! This is why we love you!!