So I’m not sure how it started, exactly, but the other day a friend of mine and I decided that we were going to have a contest to see who could come up with the holiest email closing.
This would probably be a good time to provide some background information. I do hope you’ll bear with me while I explain.
When I was in high school my parents went to a really awesome weekend retreat, and they came home with all sorts of encouraging notes from people who had also been to the retreat, and many of those notes were closed with the following words:
In Him,
Encouraging Christian’s Name
And I’ll go ahead and admit it: I was a wee big fascinated with the “In Him” sign-off. After practicing with it awhile in notes both real and imagined, I decided that I really liked working the Christian closing into my 16 year-old correspondence. For instance:
I don’t know what in the world he thinks that he’s thinking, but he’s DEFINITELY not thinking the same thing that I’m thinking. By the way, aren’t my new Reebok high tops the cutest thing you’ve ever seen? I think they are SO MAJOR.”
In Him,
Soph
Or actually it would have said “Sofa” instead of “Soph” because all my high school friends called me “Sofa,” but let’s just pretend you have no knowledge of that bit-o-information, okay?
Right after David and I got married I started teaching at a Christian school, and I noticed almost immediately that “In Him” was no longer in vogue. Oh, I mean, it was FINE, and it would certainly do in a pinch, but the closings were a bit more elaborate. All I could figure was that during the first half of my 20s, when I wasn’t paying a whole lot of attention to Things Christian, the body of Christ got together and decided to up the holy ante in their email and letter closings. So instead of just being “In Him,” people were “In His grip.” They made it clear that their existence was “By His grace,” that their words were “In His service.”
And sometimes, if the subject matter was really intense, the closing jumped up a notch to “Because of Him,” but you pretty much had to have finished seminary in order to use that one. I’m sure there were some exceptions, of course.
Anyway, it took me awhile, but eventually I managed to catch up. And by 1999, after two years of intensive study in order to reacquaint myself with the Christian closing, I was completely up-to-speed on the lingo. In fact, I may have even thrown down the “Because of His grace” gauntlet in a heartfelt letter. And while odds are that nobody on earth noticed my gauntlet throwing, I’m pretty sure that when Jesus saw me type out “Because of His grace,” he released some doves up in the heavenlies. Or maybe it was just some pigeons. But still. There’s not a doubt in my mind that He was deeply, profoundly moved.
Over the last few years I’ve done a bit of scientific research (and I think we all know that when I say “scientific research,” what I mean is “I HAVE SKIMMED AND EVEN READ SEVERAL EMAILS”), and I’ve noticed an increased use of the participle in people’s closings. I’m fairly certain this increase can be attributed at least in part to the fact that we’re doers of the Word, people. Not just hearers. Oh no. We’re doers. Please consider the following:
Following Him,
John Smith
Or:
Running with perseverance,
Mary Jones
Or even better:
Seeking His face,
Jim Jackson
The presence of the participle-driven closing (not to be be confused with the purpose-driven life) creates action (again: doers – not just hearers – doers). And let me tell you something else: you need to be on your spiritual toes when you run across a closing that starts with a participle. I mean, you’d better know that if someone closes his or her email with “Standing firm,” they’re fully anticipating that you can make the leap to the entire book of 1 Peter. Might want to keep your concordance handy, my friends.
For the last several years I haven’t actively practiced the Christian closing, mainly because I email so much that it just isn’t practical to type out an elaborate closing in every single email. And yes, I know that I could set up a signature in my email preferences, but for some reason I feel like if I do that then the next thing you know I’ll be giving myself some made-up title. And then the next thing you know I’ll be writing down “goals” and trying to “achieve some things.”
So basically what I guess I’m saying is that while I know what is widely regarded as professional, grown-up behavior, I have made a conscious choice to do the exact opposite.
Anyway, one day a couple of weeks ago my friend J and I had a PERFECTLY REVERENT discussion about some of our favorite church-related moments, and somehow the subject of email closings came up. It didn’t take long for us to decide that we needed to have a contest to see who could come up with the best, most active (DOERS. NOT HEARERS.) closing. Also, we wanted to determine once and for all which one of us is holier.
And the prize? A $25 gift card to the LifeWay store. OF COURSE.
Here is my first effort. It’s a bit rough, but I trust you’ll see the heart behind it:
Seeking Him wholeheartedly,
S.
I thought it was good, but J came back with all pistons firing:
This morning around 3:37 I was in my first hour of my quiet time in the cool refreshing morning air and I tried a new prayer position without stretching and pulled a muscle in my back.
Will you pray for me?
Praying without ceasing as to not quench His Spirit,
J.
Not only was I moved by J’s signature – I was inspired. Which is why I replied with the following:
Not quenching,
S.
Y’all have to admit that “not quenching” is gold.
But then J came back strong:
Thirsting for more,
J.
Honestly, y’all, I wondered if I was in over my head. So I thought about it, prayed about it and ultimately realized that the problem was that I’d been focusing on participles instead of focusing on – you guessed it – Him. Just raise your hand if you’ve been there, sister.
I think you’ll see the shift in my closing philosophy if you look at my final entry:
He’s changing me,
S.
Needless to say, I was humbled and honored to put the focus back where it belongs.
As for who won the contest – well, I’ll let the internet be the judge. But just know that if you need me, I’ll be ramping up for hour number four in my prayer closet, where I’ll be writing inspirational music that came to me in a vision when I was involved in an intensive seven-year study of the Psalms.
Counting it all joy,
Soph
September 2nd, 2009 at 6:32 am
did you really just use the word ‘participle’ before 8 am?
(or I just read the word ‘participle’ before 8 am, if you wrote it last night)
either way, my eyes glazed over, and I had to re-read that paragraph to absorb it!
it’s funny, I’ve noticed people’s closings too for years and given it ponderous thoughts here and there. I love love love how you gave it depth and challenge… ever the detective BooMama. I love it. The first time I read ‘In His Grip’ (written by the headmaster of my kids’ school in Florida) I thought, “Oh. Dern. He’s way more educated and spiritual than I am.”
then I thought, “Oh well, I wonder if they have maple frosted donuts at Dunkin Donuts this morning?”
He’s my anchor,
Lavonda
September 2nd, 2009 at 6:41 am
We are both a family and a business – so have long done the set up signatures things – DH has it set so each day it changes automatically – his are mostly scriptures (figuring God is a much more accomplished author – pulitzer schmulitzer – He is the Creator! – I digress) Mine are more eclectic – one of my current faves is :
Faithfully,
Linda Sue
“Faithfulness in little things is a big thing.”
Chrysostom
BTW – I think y’all were both strong in the competition – and I like Counting it all joy, Soph a great deal – only don’t put that on the emails to your gynecologist – I’m just saying.
September 2nd, 2009 at 6:47 am
I am actually crying here at work from laughing. I love it when Christians make fun of ourselves! And by make fun, I mean reflect joyfully on the gifts of humor and absurdity that He has bestowed upon us.
Basking in His glow,
Kelly
September 2nd, 2009 at 6:47 am
LOVE this post!
Loving Because He Loved First,
Elizabeth
September 2nd, 2009 at 6:51 am
This was hilarious. One of my favorite posts of all times!
Not by might, but by His Spirit,
Anne
September 2nd, 2009 at 6:59 am
Loved this. Needed a laugh this morning…
If you need me, I’ll be sitting at the feet of Jesus.
Resting in His Presence,
Rachel
September 2nd, 2009 at 7:07 am
Y’all, the internet is a treasure.
Blessed by your closings,
S.
September 2nd, 2009 at 7:09 am
“And then the next thing you know I’ll be writing down “goals” and trying to “achieve some things.”
This might be my favorite line ever written in a blog post!
Going in peace now to serve the Lord and thanking God while doing so…Joyce
September 2nd, 2009 at 7:16 am
I heart this post. I’m on staff at a church and whenever I have to close any kind of letter, I am struck dumb! I can’t do “In Him” because it’s just not me. So, I have resorted to “Blessings,” I work in preschool ministry & it sounds kinda sweet, don’t ya think? Anyhoo, I have always loved that whenever I have received an email from you it was closed with “Love, Sophie”…I prefer the simplicity of it but could you maybe change it to “Crazy Love, Soph” ????
Blessings,
Big Nanny
September 2nd, 2009 at 7:20 am
This cracks me up…because it is so true. This is a perfect blog post for Stuff Christians Like!
September 2nd, 2009 at 7:22 am
“I’m pretty sure that when Jesus saw me type out “Because of His grace,” he released some doves up in the heavenlies. Or maybe it was just some pigeons. But still. There’s not a doubt in my mind that He was deeply, profoundly moved.”
You make me giggle. lots of giggles.
-it’s too early to think of a clever closing,
Jenn
September 2nd, 2009 at 7:23 am
Dearest Sofa,
I am rolling on the floor laughing, (not exercising) at this post, because there is hilarity and truth to all of it.
Pressing on toward the goal of my upward calling which is in Christ Jesus,
Suzanne
September 2nd, 2009 at 7:27 am
You should forward this to Jon at “Stuff Christians Like.” If you don’t, I will. :)
Thanks for the early morning chuckle!
Needing a few laughs,
Lindsay
September 2nd, 2009 at 7:35 am
So funny, so early! I didn’t realize that my boss was so behind the times – he always signs his emails with “In His Grip”. I thought it was some obscure Christian athlete reference, as he is a former Major League baseball player! Wow, I feel so ignorant…
Rejoicing in persecution!
Katherine
September 2nd, 2009 at 7:38 am
Love this post!! I need a good laugh this morning.
September 2nd, 2009 at 7:46 am
This made me laugh out loud. At work. I love it.
Delighting in Him and doing backflips of joy,
Judi
September 2nd, 2009 at 7:51 am
I haven’t got anything witty to add to this discussion, but you needed to know that it made me laugh out loud. And maybe clap my hands in praise. Well done, friend, well done.
September 2nd, 2009 at 7:51 am
I appreciate the laugh (from you and the comments!) before I tackle getting my house in order this morning.
Relying on His strength and endurance,
Chelsea
September 2nd, 2009 at 7:51 am
My personal favorite, that I use on a regular basis, is…..
One of His,
Deanna
September 2nd, 2009 at 7:54 am
Sofa,
I know exactly what you mean! Sometimes it’s a little to pretentious and over-the-top, but most of the time they make me roar with laughter. Thanks for bringing back the 7th grade grammar lesson with “participle,” too. Nice work.
Clasped firmly in His loving arms and providing nothing but the holiest of actions of service in His loving mercy and everlasting grace,
Erin
September 2nd, 2009 at 7:54 am
They say English is the most difficult language to master… I think Christianese, with all their dialects (& denomonations) may be the most challenging of all…
Mastering it for the Master,
Cheryl
September 2nd, 2009 at 7:54 am
Oh my….that’s a good one, Boomama!
I remember way back in seminary days….I happened upon an email from a fellow “preacher boy” friend of my husband’s. He ended his message with…
In love with Jesus,
Wes
I was so inspired by it….that I took on a crazy quest myself to make my closings fantabulous! I guess you could say…I was having my own Christian contest! :)
I still think about that….and how ….WOW that Wes was to close with something so…..JESUS-Y!!
Heehee!
September 2nd, 2009 at 7:55 am
I am wondering how disappointed Jesus up in heaven is that I sign my posts “Blog Owner, The Diaper Diaries”. He probably weeps everytime I hit send.
Thanks so much for the laughs this morning!!
ROFLIHN (Rolling On Floor Laughing In His Name- I am going to try this one out and see if it makes it into common Twitter lexicon)
September 2nd, 2009 at 8:00 am
So true! Love it!
Until all have heard,
Kelly
September 2nd, 2009 at 8:01 am
Oh sigh. I love it!
Steph
September 2nd, 2009 at 8:09 am
MUWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
Laughing so hard coffee came out my nose,
Naomi
September 2nd, 2009 at 8:11 am
Oh, mercy me, that was a scream.
Nothing drives me crazier than the holy email sign-off. I think it’s because most people who are truly obsessed with doing it all the time “as a witness” seem to be far more concerned about things like their email signature than they are with following Jesus and caring for the least of these. But maybe it’s just me.
September 2nd, 2009 at 8:15 am
You nailed it. This was hilarious.
September 2nd, 2009 at 8:16 am
Oh, Boomama. I am so glad I am not the only one who secretly (well, not anymore) laughs at the absurdity of our Christian closings!
If I had not been holding my 7-week-old son and trying to put him to sleep, I would have been ROFLIHN. (Thanks, Diaper Diaries!)
Meredith
September 2nd, 2009 at 8:17 am
I’ve been known to use a few of those. I’m not as holy now and sign off with a heart and my name. Except there are no hearts on my keyboard, so on e-mail I use “Love,”. Unless the recipient and I aren’t that close, then I say, “Thanks!” or “Blessings!”
Saving My Holiness for Where It Really Counts (and will get me the most rewards),
Marla
September 2nd, 2009 at 8:17 am
So funny…I laughed out loud!
Hungering for the One Who know me best and loves me most,
Beth
September 2nd, 2009 at 8:24 am
Oh, my. My husband and I just had a huge laugh together reading this post. Thanks!
September 2nd, 2009 at 8:27 am
Love it!
Delighting in the Lord,
Charlotte
September 2nd, 2009 at 8:31 am
I’m not sure which is funnier – the post or the comments. I’m still laughing and I finished reading five minutes ago. I agree with someone else above – it is too early to think of clever closings. Especially when I haven’t even made it through my first diet coke.
Either way it feels good to laugh this morning!
September 2nd, 2009 at 8:33 am
Oh, we Christians are a peculiar bunch, aren’t we? This really did make me laugh! When I was in college, the cool thing was to sign off with a Scripture reference, which would send folks scrambling for their Bibles. So a few of us started signing off with truly obscure (sometimes weird or gross) Bible verses (preferably those involving bowels or intestines – Acts 1:18, for example). Thanks for the morning giggle!
Laughing at the days to come,
Leslie
September 2nd, 2009 at 8:34 am
Dear Sofa (oh, come on, let us call you Sofa),
LOVE this! I’m in prayer for your next attempt at closing perfection right this second. Sorry, I can’t tarry here any longer.
Rejoicing in the Lord and giving Him fist pumps for His grace, Amy
September 2nd, 2009 at 8:38 am
Thank you for the giggle – it was much needed!
Surviving through His grace,
J
September 2nd, 2009 at 8:39 am
Dearest Sister in Christ Sophie,
Thank you for bringing the joy of the Lord to my morning. It was even more precious than the first morning dew. It was truly a gift from the Father of the heavenly lights.
DOING all things through Him who gives me strength,
Amanda
September 2nd, 2009 at 8:45 am
This is the funniest post I have EVER read. I laughed so hard I had to go use my inhaler.
Yearning for More,
Lori
September 2nd, 2009 at 8:57 am
Ha ha! My husband (an ordained minister) has been using what I term “Paul-speak” in his elaborate beginnings AND endings of correspondence. I’ve ribbed him about it for years, because as an English major I take a “less is more” approach – and because he doesn’t really talk like that in real life.
But we’ve started attending a new church in the past year, and joined the choir, and our music pastor has all of the members on his text message list. He signs all of his texts (and emails) “Keeping it vertical.”
There’s a new one for you!
September 2nd, 2009 at 8:58 am
One of the pastors where we used to attend church signs everything (letters, e-mails, blog posts, etc.) with the tagline:
Everyone Belongs,
K.
September 2nd, 2009 at 9:01 am
“Not quenching.” SNORT – that is the funniest thing I’ve ever read in my entire life, and I do mean the ENTIRETY of my existence.
Walking on the King’s Highway,
Liz
September 2nd, 2009 at 9:01 am
In my seminary class last night my professor was talking about students always trying to “out-holy” each other. “Well this morning in my in-depth study of the Psalms” or “While I was memorizing Revelation this morning.” These statements are always followed by something profound ya know…
So to wake up this morning and read this – I am chuckling! :O)
Wishing for more sleep,
Gina
(sorry – it’s where I am this morning… :O)
September 2nd, 2009 at 9:04 am
I absolutely loved this post. Brilliant. As mentioned earlier, you really should share it over on Stuff Christians Like.
Thanks for making me laugh.
Pointing towards Him,
Sarah
September 2nd, 2009 at 9:04 am
oh my! i have been reading for a while ( I came over from bigmama ) and this post is great! I am sitting at work laughing so hard. I loved the post and the comments and have been trying to come up with a good one… but don’t think I can compete with what has already been said! well done:)
September 2nd, 2009 at 9:17 am
Funny ’cause it’s true…
Laughing in the Lord (LITL),
Amy :)
September 2nd, 2009 at 9:20 am
BOTH hands raised!
Love this post. Made my morning.
I’m thinking of appropriate closings for my life currently and while they are far from eloquent, they fit. OH how they fit!
Stumbled and fell on His grace,
Rena
Missed the mark again; back at His feet,
Rena
But then I’d probably be renewed by His awesome grace. So I may want to say something like
Blood washed and free,
Rena
or
Covered by love,
Rena
or
Because of His grace,
Rena
WAIT! Did you say that last one?
Oh, I’m sure I’ll be thinking all day in Holy closures. Someone will be chatting it up and I’ll likely be thinking of ending the conversation, “Walking in love, Rena.” Or, “Standing on the promises, Rena.”
I really feel the need to sing.
September 2nd, 2009 at 9:24 am
This made me giggle outloud this morning! I went to a Christian college and this was just too funny and reminded me of some of the things I saw back in my college days!
September 2nd, 2009 at 9:26 am
LOVE this post!! Hilarious! Now I am off to think of more holy closings!! Thanks, what a great way to start off the blog reading for the day!!
September 2nd, 2009 at 9:29 am
I’m in stitches over this. What a great way to start my morning!
Know Jesus or you might go to hell,
Katherine
September 2nd, 2009 at 9:34 am
Thank you for this post. It made me laugh! It is good to laugh! A lot of people use, “It’s All About Him” as a closing. (A theme at our church)
I have for sometime now used – Love and Blessings – so….
Love and Blessings – Debbie in Tennessee, and oh yeah Thanks!
September 2nd, 2009 at 9:36 am
Oh, waayyyy funny!!!! I would say it’s even stevens as to who won. How can you choose between all that holiness??? haha!!! :)
September 2nd, 2009 at 9:43 am
hilarous. i’ve pondered the need for the perfect closing in our christian sub-culture, but never with the same wit or clarity that you have. it has made me think about closings that we should use if we were going to be accurate rather than holy like…
Desperately trying to impress you,
m
OR
Screwed up AGAIN,
m
i should try it and see how people respond!
September 2nd, 2009 at 9:43 am
Can I just say that you are the funniest Protestant “friend” I have? Can I?
Making the sign of the cross,
Kim (Your laughing Catholic ‘friend’)
September 2nd, 2009 at 9:47 am
What a scream! Thanks for the early morning laughs! It is early morning, because here in AZ it’s just 7:40 and the kids are stumbling around getting their own breakfast because I am delighting in reading your post!
I think that everyone needs Jesus to “bridge the gap” for them to reach salvation, so my fave closing is:
Grace and Peace,
Allie in AZ :)
September 2nd, 2009 at 9:47 am
Haha :) Funny that!
Going with the least obnoxious…
Blessings,
Lisa
Oh, and when I actually write my name with a real pen and real paper, I like to fling out my “a” and make it into a smiley face. How is that for cute?
September 2nd, 2009 at 9:53 am
Sofa,
You bless my soul,
With arms raised high,
davis
September 2nd, 2009 at 9:55 am
Great post Sofa!
Way back, I was in school with a PK (preacher’s kid) and he signed his letters,
When the roll is called up yonder I’ll be there,
September 2nd, 2009 at 9:56 am
Blogging doesn’t get any better than this. Perfect way to start my day.
:o)
Running the race while resting in Him,
Paula
September 2nd, 2009 at 9:58 am
Hey Lisa above me (Takemetomaui) I do that too! We are just SO blessed to have our name end with a letter which when written in cursive can look like a smile. By the grace of God you know??
Sophie, you crack me up. And so do ALL the posts in comments. Quite honestly, I think they’ve got you and J both beat!
On Christ the Solid Rock I Stand, All Other Ground Is Sinking Sand.
All Other Ground Is Sinking Sand,
Cara (with a smile on the a’s tail)
September 2nd, 2009 at 10:09 am
Starting out my day with BooMama making me laugh out loud is wonderful! Thank you for that!
September 2nd, 2009 at 10:15 am
Dear BooSofa,
In honor of your love of all things musical, I submit to you the following:
Running into Marvelous Light,
His Love Endures Forever,
His Holy Presence Living In Me,
Everybody Knows It Here But You,
There’s No Such Thing As Perfect People,
….I can’t choose a favorite so….
Love,
Lauren
September 2nd, 2009 at 10:20 am
Loved this entry! I enjoy your humour so much.
Delighting in the One Who delights in me,
Kate
September 2nd, 2009 at 10:31 am
Laughing my head off… in Christ, because of his grace, while in his grip,…
Thanks for this!
September 2nd, 2009 at 10:50 am
Oh, funny!!! I was a “Because of Him”-er back in the day…but I was 16(ish) I didnt know that it was reserved for the “holy of holies.” OOPS!!
These days, it’s a simple:
love, K
but maybe it should be:
considering it joy, K
or an even better tribute to an amazing man of God:
Out loud and on purpose,
Kristina
September 2nd, 2009 at 10:59 am
Oh, I loved this! I pay attention to those things as well. And while I haven’t come up with my own ending, I enjoyed reading yours and the other ‘commenters’. :)
Trying-to-think-of-something-profoundly-Biblical-to-close-with-without-being-fake,
Michelle
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:16 am
Oh, for a thousand tongues to sing,
Holly
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:16 am
Ok. This has to be one of my favorite posts. Too funny!
Have you read the book “The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society?” It is a whole series of letters written by various people, one being a holier-than-thou woman. Her closing:
Yours In Christian Consternation and Concern,
Adelaide
I’ve been using it on some of my emails.
Panting after the living water,
Amy
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:22 am
You make me smile, girlfriend!This is what has been on my heart to say, this summer:
Complelled by His love,
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:22 am
Oh, I SOOOOO needed this today.
Pruning so the fruits may flourish,
Leslie
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:35 am
Being on a chuch staff I send lots of letters. This cracked me up!
On the anvil,
Becky
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:40 am
Funniest post EVER. I’m going to have to link to it and refer all 9 of my readers to it.
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:47 am
Soph!
I am laughing my head off! You crack me up!!
Joyfully, (see if goes along with my blog title which goes along with my Scripture right under my blog title….)
Roan
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:51 am
Oh. my. goodness.
This is pure GOLD! Soph, I thought the post was grand, but these comments? They’re PLATINUM!
I have two friends with whom I email regularly. One signed emails “In His Grip” and the other signed “In His Grace.”
I, of course, couldn’t be outdone, so I started signing mine more specially as well.
Like this:
In the grip of His grace,
Jenn
Thanks to you for a fabulous post and to your readers for marvelous comments!
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:58 am
love this!
If my kids weren’t fighting, I could be listening for His still, small voice,
Cindi
September 2nd, 2009 at 12:09 pm
hilarious… you crack me up…
in His perfect love,
melinda
September 2nd, 2009 at 12:15 pm
My favorite as always been…
Waiting for those heavenly trumpets,
Suzie
September 2nd, 2009 at 12:29 pm
I don’t have a clever closing but this is the funniest blog entry EVER!!! Thanks for the much needed laughs!
Susan
September 2nd, 2009 at 12:31 pm
You are Seinfeld but with the Holy Spirit.
In Him Creatively,
Katie
September 2nd, 2009 at 12:35 pm
This post is awesome. I LURVE it!
Washing the mud off from the pit,
Jenny from VA
September 2nd, 2009 at 12:47 pm
A missionary (to Nigeria) friend of mine always used the closure:
In His Matchless Love
I stole it from her and use it from time to time, when I don’t know how else to “close”.
In His Matchless Love!
Jan
September 2nd, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Thanks for the laugh!
Broken,
Lisa
September 2nd, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Oh sweet Lord! I in an allergy coma this afternoon and in desperation turned to my bloggy “friends” for a mid-afternoon pick me up.
I’m now trying desperately to stiffle my giggles while Senior Management walks by my cubicle – thanks ever so much!
God bless your socks off,
Carly
September 2nd, 2009 at 1:05 pm
This is one of the most hilarious posts I have ever read!
I had never given this topic any thought, and I think ALOT. My thinking priorities must be out of order.
Obediently living by faith,
Becky
September 2nd, 2009 at 1:08 pm
you are something else. i love this post.
September 2nd, 2009 at 1:10 pm
So I read this post this morning and thought “I’ve never seen anyone sign an email that way!” and then I get an email from a client signed
“In the Holy Family, David.”
SO he’s like the Holy Family’s second cousin twice removed? How “in” the family is he?
I thought of you.
September 2nd, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Sophie — you made my day girl. Nothing better than a Christian closing — and you hit on some of the best! I tend to sign my emails w/ just M — figure people who know me have the rest.
Some days I want to sign the emails —
On the Brink of Sanity
Living & loving the Chaos that is my life
Frazzled but Fun
As for a Christian sign off — you know I love a little alliteration (or whatever this is)
Running the Race, Seeking His Face, Basking in His Grace,
That’s me! Holy girl, when I’m not nutty girl. Okay — not girl at all, but holy woman has a whole different feel to it.
September 2nd, 2009 at 1:12 pm
This is AWESOME. Perfectly awesome. I like to yield to the example of Paul in his epistles of the NT, and generally I use the following:
Grace and peace,
Christy
When writing to friends ‘going through some things’ or serving in the military, I must go ahead and admit to using:
Keep fighting the good fight, (sometimes abbreviated to just ‘Fight the good fight,’)
Christy
However I feel the gauntlet has been dropped, and I need to start to brainstorm some new material. For consideration:
I once was lost but now I’m found,
Greeting you with a holy kiss,
Eagerly anticipating and constantly watching and preparing for the Lord’s imminent return,
September 2nd, 2009 at 1:19 pm
This is awesome!
Continuing in sin so grace might abound,
Erin
p.s. my husband totally came up with that. Because I read this to him. Because you mentioned seminary, and he’s in seminary. CISSGMA, E
September 2nd, 2009 at 1:22 pm
I laughed all the way through your post. Hilarious!!!!! Love it!
September 2nd, 2009 at 1:22 pm
You are hysterical. Seriously. That was too funny. Thanks for the smile today:)
And I close with a sign-off that I actually received once:
“May your eyes cry for the prize that is Christ,”
Kelli
-Oh yes, that’s a real one…
September 2nd, 2009 at 1:33 pm
I thought of two more:
Counting it all as Dung,
Liz
Filling the Sea of Forgetfulness,
Liz
But Cindi’s is killing me “If my kids weren’t fighting, I could be listening for His still, small voice,”
I promise, I’m not a stalker. This is the funniest thing ever.
September 2nd, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Wiping the tears from my face…my favorite post ever. Just a week or two ago, a man sent me an email and he dared to have a Christian opening and closing! I’m kicking myself for not having printed it out and I can’t find it in my trash anymore (I’m to ashamed to admit how long I spent looking)!! He started with something very Paul-esque, “grace and peace to you my fellow sojourner in Christ” and he ended with something along the lines of, “walking in the light of His love”. (I really don’t remember the ending, I might have just made that up, it was the opener that tripped me out.)
Thanks for the awesome post!
Boosting only in the Cross while bathing in the Blood,
Your friend in Christ,
Kim
September 2nd, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Did I really type boost instead of boast? Awesome.
September 2nd, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Great. I’m on my way to class and now all I’m gonna be thinking of it pithy email closing lines whilst I’m supposed to be taking notes on the lecture.
With sorrow (but not as much as He felt when the weight of all the world’s sins were upon His shoulders),
amy beth
September 2nd, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Too cute…sorry I can’t write anything more witty…
Children are sucking the life out of me,
Brooke
September 2nd, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Um, so I can’t stop reading the comments. Erin, I’m really digging “Continuing in sin so grace might abound–”
Training my children up in the way they should go while submitting to my husband and considering a field and buying it and having no fear for my household because all of them are clothed in scarlet (and by the way, also needing a nap),
Shannon
September 2nd, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Hilarious!
My favorite?
Selah,
Amber
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:01 pm
So funny. I actually laughed out loud.
I have to tell you, I wrote a book (not tooting my horn…this has a point, stick with me) and I’ve struggled many-a-time about what to write when people ask me to sign it.
First of all, um, this is me, natalie, you really want me to sign this? And second, I don’t have a good salutation. I’ve tried many, and, I have to admit, have landed on the “In Him, Natalie” or “In Christ,…” but, next time I’ll shake it up a bit and maybe put,
“Yo!, Natalie” or
“Booyah! Natalie”
Maybe even the age old, “Peace” or even more holy, “Shalom”
I dunno
Confused in salutations,
Natalie
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:06 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Now where is that fish thingy for the back of my car…
Don’t know if I’ve posted here or not, but I adore your blog. And goodness, almost wet myself on this post. Amen.
Humbly pursuing the face of Christ, the embrace of the Spirit and the manna of our Lord,
Mother Hen
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Ever decreasing, that HE might increase!
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:08 pm
I SNORT laughed so loud in Subway when I read this that people turned and looked.
And then I laughed more and spewed tea across the table.
Namin’ and claimin’,
Carpool Queen
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:30 pm
rolling with holy laughter,
Kate
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:31 pm
PURE GOLD, Sophie!! Pure gold.
Gazing on His glory,
Jules
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:34 pm
This post is stinking funny and so are all these comments. I love “Namin’ and claimin’.”
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:39 pm
So. Freakin’. Awesome.
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Seriously, I’m about to embarrass myself because I’m laughing so hard. There are even some tears. Totally reminded me of some cynical conversations that my roommate and I had in college. We attended a Baptist University. Where there were a lot of “In Him”s.
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:45 pm
It’s obvious to me that you and “J” need to get to work on a script for a show about a church office. Think of it as a holy Dunder-Mifflin. And the title of the show could be one of your email closings. Wouldn’t you love to see a new program listed in the fall TV Guide called “Seeking Him?”
Awesome post!
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:47 pm
teehee! I’m rolling on the floor! The comments are too funny– I especially like the “ever decreasing so he might increase” one… I wonder if Jesus snorts a giggle when we try to sneak this kind of stuff past Him.
Making it my ambition to lead a quiet life,
P
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:48 pm
As a worship leader, my tip would be to go to the song lyrics! You could go with the great “doer” sign offs
Coming back to the heart of worship,
S.
Singing of His love forever,
S.
or a super-faithful sign-off
Forever God is faithful,
S.
or a medley sign-off (especially if you’re emailing Fry Daddy!)
In Christ Alone, the Solid Rock,
S.
Truly – there’s a neverending wealth of great Christian sign offs – just turn on the Christian radio station!
He Knows My Name,
Christine
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Do you get extra points if your sign-off is in Latin? I’m getting that (or abbreviations of Latin phrases – less formal holiness?) from school personnel.
My mother-in-law has picked up the “One of God’s Kids” sign-off.
“In His grip” sounds scary and presumptuous to me.
Leaning on the everlasting arms and standing on the promises,
Amy
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:55 pm
I have no words. It’s all been said. You nailed it. Perfectly.
And So, Until He Comes and Saves Me From Myself and The Mucked-Up Mess I Continually Make of Things,
Kelli
September 2nd, 2009 at 3:02 pm
I still use “In His grip” a lot but I have also started signing off with “Blessed beyond measure” because that is truly how I feel these days!
September 2nd, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Looking forward to His return,
Kelly
September 2nd, 2009 at 3:22 pm
with hands lifted high,
Daniel
(you have to lean a liiiiiitle to the pentecostal side to use that one…but not too much, or you’ll end up “with face to the ground”)
HAHAHAHAHA
September 2nd, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Laugh out loud and Amen.
No longer focusing on participles,
Gayle
September 2nd, 2009 at 3:36 pm
BA HA HA!
you make a me laugh DAILY!!
this is awesome…
here’s how a friend signs his emails..I roll my eyes everytime i see such a thing
in the name of our lord and saviour jesus christ,
E—–
is he going to baptize me or send me a reminder of what im bringing to the class picnic? im just saying!
September 2nd, 2009 at 3:41 pm
I am dying at this ahaha my friends and I constantly try and one up each other wht holier sign offs. My favs?
Broken bread and poured out wine for His purposes,
Lynds
Or
As the deer panteth,
Ldog
Or
My boss is a Jewish carpenter,
L
Or
Discerning His will and seeking it above all else,
Lyndsay
September 2nd, 2009 at 3:48 pm
I had to call my pastor husband and ask what he used as a closing and laughed when he said “I don’t know it changes. I usually say ‘In Him,” or ‘In His Service.’ Why?”
Then I told him about your blog…hehehe. I am sure he will find something here he can use, lol!
Of course, now I am thoroughly intimidated so I won’t even do a close at all.
September 2nd, 2009 at 3:48 pm
has no one seriously submitted “praying without ceasing”? or as “us alabama girls” might say…
prayin’ without ceasin’
becky
or
loadin’ it on Him
or
keepin’ near the Cross
or
yeah…i could probably keep them coming. there are some serious gems on here. this is awesome!
September 2nd, 2009 at 3:51 pm
My husband, Daniel, and I usually read your posts out loud to each other. But he’s deployed to Iraq so I sent him this in an email. I just wish I could see his face as he reads it!
This post is completely hysterical. Really, you have outdone yourself! I’ll be watching now for holy closings :)
The comments are some of the best EVER. How did you get anything done today?!
Serving Christ by wiping many dirty bottoms,
Andrea
September 2nd, 2009 at 4:00 pm
This was the perfect post to introduce me to your blog.
With lovely feet,
d
September 2nd, 2009 at 4:01 pm
LOL!!!! Thank you for this, I am glad to be alone in the office because i am cracking up!!!
Giggling for His glory,
Elyse
September 2nd, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Dear Sofar {<– how some of my acquaintances would pronounce it},
Your post lived up to the Twitter hype.
Break-dancing in the Spirit,
Robin
September 2nd, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Thanks for the laugh this afternoon!
In the love of Christ,
Rhonda
September 2nd, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Snorted and immediately sent to my husband who is a worship leader. His “favorite” signature is from a fellow music guy who signs his emails “BlesSings”
September 2nd, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Fabulous post! And your readers ROCK, BooMama! (May I call you Sofa?)
Cyndi, I loved your, “If my kids weren’t fighting, I could be listening for His still, small voice”…WOW!
I think I’m going with:
Praising Him in this storm while singing of His love forever,
Melanie
September 2nd, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Made me giggle so much thinking of the Chi Omega sign-offs.
Chi O love and mine,
Devoted Sister
LICO (which I actually needed help to understand was “Love in Chi Omega”)
and on from there.
Honestly, I never got the first one.
And some of the flowery ones in His name sound like the sign-off to advice columns instead of names but maybe because I’m a yankee and we don’t roll like that!
September 2nd, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Loving, loving these!
How about…
Not one of THOSE Christians, or
“In the words of Proverbs 26:11, “As a dog returneth to its vomit…” I remain,” or
“Praying to tolerate you, ”
Thanks for the laughs, Boomama!
Kicking Satan in the weiner,
Tori
September 2nd, 2009 at 4:31 pm
I had to forward this post to some old friends. Love it! And I was ROFLIHN.
Mary – the word you are looking for is assonance. Like “the fat cat sat on a hat.”
Under His wing,
Juice
September 2nd, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Sofa, you crack me up!!!
September 2nd, 2009 at 4:38 pm
One of the best posts I’ve read. love it.
Running with perseverance the race set before me while throwing off everything that hinders and the sin that so easily entangles,
Ang
September 2nd, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Sophie,
Loved, loved, loved this post and the whole concept of the Christian closure.
Casting down my golden crown upon the glassy sea,
Mark
September 2nd, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Too funny!
Daddy’s little girl,
Abbey
September 2nd, 2009 at 5:08 pm
My very first read of your blog and it’s incredibly funny and right on the mark.
Too many comments for me to read so I don’t kno if this is a repeat but I submit to you…
Praying without ceasing,
Jovi
September 2nd, 2009 at 5:36 pm
SO, so funny!
Trashcan to Treasure,
Tammie
September 2nd, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Seriously, this made my whole day! So great and funny!
We’re Presbyterians over here at the Hill house so here’s my shot…
Thankful in my total depravity that He is my Substitutionary Atonement,
Melissa
;)
September 2nd, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Lots of snorting here! Just hilarious, BooMama, & the comments are hysterical. I really love “Continuing in sin so grace may abound,” & “My boss is a Jewish carpenter.”
Eating not the bread of idleness,
Libby
September 2nd, 2009 at 5:45 pm
This is genius.
September 2nd, 2009 at 5:51 pm
A friend of mine has been ending her correspondence (including e-mail):
Resting in Him,
T.
It didn’t feel like a closure that I would write, but I’ve just come out with a book about slowing down. One of the topics in the book is about learning to rest. I thought, “Dude, maybe I should steal that after all?”
But it fits her, not me. Even though I have been learning what it means to rest (and the importance of doing so), I left it for T.
Instead, I will sometimes write simply:
His,
Ann
September 2nd, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Oh, funny. I’ve thought for quite sometime that those closings were a bit…weird. I just sign my stuff “Love, Jen” now, but for today it’s:
Laying aside every encumberance and taking up my cross,
Jen
September 2nd, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Living quietly and minding my own business, Nell
September 2nd, 2009 at 6:12 pm
In the midst of the start of a challenging school year at a moderate sized Christian school that got more moderate due to the economy; trying to hold down 2 or 3 or maybe about 10 different volunteer positions and to NOT grow weary of doing good. Therefore, I am…
Holding on tightly to God’s unchanging hand….
September 2nd, 2009 at 6:27 pm
Thankful for your humor after I washed five loads of laundry and my toddler (who hasn’t taken a nap!) pooped up her back today,
Trish
September 2nd, 2009 at 6:38 pm
You, my friend are a holy hoot.
In the Most Holy Name of Jesus My BFF,
AM
September 2nd, 2009 at 7:18 pm
The best part was reading all the signatures in the comments–hysterical!!
Not even going to try to top the ones before,
Tab
September 2nd, 2009 at 7:21 pm
love it.
September 2nd, 2009 at 7:31 pm
I had a friend that suggested we just use random lines from hymns, e.g.
With a mighty triumph o’er His foes,
Daniel
or
Redeeming grace to Adam’s race,
Daniel
Daniel
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
September 2nd, 2009 at 8:02 pm
Sophie, the last 2 days have been so difficult. You blessed me with this sweet post more than you’ll ever know.
In Christian Love,
Terri
September 2nd, 2009 at 8:08 pm
O.K., this is without a doubt one of the funniest posts I have read in a LONG time. I absolutely love it because you so clearly articulated everything I have always hated about the “Christian closing.” They kind of make my skin crawl, but then I wonder why they make my skin crawl. Aren’t I a good enough Christian? Am I really such a mess that I can’t call myself “Blessed beyond measure”? I honestly wonder these things.
What I’ve come up with is that I’m just a rebellious soul who doesn’t want to cave into the Christian subculture of email closings, and so I just sign my name. Plain and simple. No “love,” just me. I guess you get what you get with me.
Rebelliously yours,
Shelly
September 2nd, 2009 at 8:16 pm
Oh the sacrilege! LOL! Okay, if you have any friends who are or were members of the Church of Christ, you will appreciate the following:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16fqyp8UPaA
Mike was preaching minister at the church I attended in while in college…
I’ve got nothin’,
Jennifer
September 2nd, 2009 at 8:18 pm
Another one:
Just a hangnail on the body of Christ,
Cara
also,
Jesus loves you, but I’m his favorite,
Cara
September 2nd, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Ok, this was hilarious! I am still laughing. I am always feeling left out of the holy closings too.
September 2nd, 2009 at 8:29 pm
How about:
Walking humbly,
Emily
Trying to figure out how to get seeking justice and loving mercy in there as well.
September 2nd, 2009 at 8:46 pm
I am the 155th comment, so i am fairly confident that you will never actually read this, but i have to say that this post is hysterical. i mean i really laughed out loud (not LOL–which we all know doesn’t really mean that you laughed out loud, b/c not that many things are that funny), but i truly laughed out loud read ing this. i have always thought the christian sign off thing was a little weird, and i am so happy to hear someone else thinks it is funny too.
your blog is great. frequently i LOL
laughing in the joy of the Spirit,
Maria
September 2nd, 2009 at 8:47 pm
You totally crack me up! This was just the laugh I needed to end a very stressful day.
With Joy Unspeakable,
Renee
September 2nd, 2009 at 8:59 pm
I’ve never read your blog before. A friend of mine linked to this on facebook and I must say this is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time.
Here’s a couple for the pentecostal crowd that I used to run around with:
Tokin’ the Ghost,
PJ
Drunk in His Spirit,
PJ
Shiggyfied in Glory,
PJ
(Yes they actually say those things.)
Incredibly embarassed that I actually know these phrases,
PJ
September 2nd, 2009 at 9:00 pm
I CAN’T STOP…
Shouting with a voice of triumph,
L.
Drinking the new wine,
L.
Eating leftover Communion bread,
L.
September 2nd, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Holy rollin,
L.
Seriously. Block me from leaving comments. I can’t get anything else done.
September 2nd, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Great post!
A few years back, I was teaching 4th grade at a Christian school. It was the most challenging class ever!
After many emails about it to my principal, we be signing off with:
AAHR,
Cheryl
(Anxiously Awaiting His Return!)
Here’s one I thought of while reading the comments:
Jesus Loves You and I’m Trying,
Me!
September 2nd, 2009 at 9:30 pm
I will never use “In His Grip Again” ….LOL!!!
Sweet mercy this post was HILLARIOUS….and then reading the comments I nearly wet myself. :“If my kids weren’t fighting, I could be listening for His still, small voice,” BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
(bust out the crackers there is some serious CHEEZE coming!!)
Friend of God…Serving by your side,
Courtney
September 2nd, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Oh my goodness, this post and the comments are so funny. Thanks for a wonderful laugh.
In His Amazing Grace,
SEAS
September 2nd, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Oh my gosh. Here I am again. I had to come back.
I can’t get enough.
I am loving “Continuing in sin so grace may abound”.
Making the sign of the cross (again, it’s all I have),
Kim
September 2nd, 2009 at 10:10 pm
If I had been drinking coffee, it would have been shooting out my nostrils. Just sayin’.
Solo Deo Gloria,
Kim
Booyah…Latin! *brushing dust off her shoulder*
September 2nd, 2009 at 10:29 pm
i had a boyfriend in high school who wrote letters with the BEST quotables. thankfully i still have a few. my favorite:
Broken Down to Be Built Back Up,
laura
September 2nd, 2009 at 10:50 pm
Boo, this is the best Christian blog fodder I’ve read all month.
(That compliment would have meant more if it weren’t just the second day of September. So I’ll amend it to include August, too.)
Walking in faith to love and serve others,
Chelsea
September 2nd, 2009 at 10:54 pm
I am *so* busted! Good to know I’m not alone. You are one talented, funny lady, BooMama!
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:05 pm
All I can say is that I incorporated Sheldon VanAuken in my closing…
from A Severe Mercy (the book)
to Under The Mercy (which they say in the book)
to Under His Mercy (thus making it my own)
Under His mercy,
Mary-LUE
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:20 pm
I have laughed out loud at a lot at these.
The best part is knowing some of these that people have mentioned that I have seen used in all seriousness and authentic intention by people I know (and myself, of course).
Getting Fat On The Abundance Of His Blessings,
Megan
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:31 pm
I’m back for round two, reading the comments.
PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Not to be confused with MUAWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
My 16 year old recently introduced me to that laugh. Apparently it’s supposed to imply the kind of laugh that involves a spray of spit at the beginning.
Tokin’ the Ghost!? SERIOUSLY dying with laughter.
Break dancing in the Spirit–I so want the Spirit to move me with break dancing. SO DO!
I won’t add any more. Instead, I’ll end with my new slogan from my current post–
Sofa, your Jesus is showing! ;)
Slayin’ the dragon,
Rena
couldnt’ help myself
I’m dying here . . .
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:49 pm
These are hilarious!
I agree that you should win because you put the focus back on Him!!
Being wholly refined in my refiner’s fire that I might shine the purest light to those lost in the darkness,
Melissa
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:52 pm
Okay, I totally should not have read this before bed because now I can’t sleep – I just keep thinking of more holy sign-offs.
Really, all you need to do is get a Baptist hymnal and you’ve got HUNDREDS at your fingertips:
The world behind me, the cross before me,
Megan
Nothing but the Blood,
Megs
Because He lives I can face tomorrow,
M
OR
You can go straight to Scripture. But does that cross a line?
I mean, you could have lots of fun with Leviticus -
Waiting out my ceremonial uncleaness,
Megan
(of course, you would want to use that with your girlfriends only)
or how about
Grateful I live under grace and not the law because my love of bacon would prohibit me from keeping kosher,
Megan
or you could head to the other end of the Good Book and pull out some Revelation goodness
Striving to avoid seduction by the Whore of Babylon,
Meggie
But then you start to think, okay, maybe I have crossed the line here. And then you head to bed. For real this time.
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:57 pm
Can I tell you how very much I love this post? I’m a “Blessings” closer, personally.
I’m loving the comments, but especially laughed when I saw “Jesus Loves You and I’m Trying” when in my mind I read “Jesus Loves You and I’m Typing,” which would actually have been true at that moment.
Seeking to glorify Him in the closing,
Dawn
September 3rd, 2009 at 12:09 am
I love when I read stuff like this because it means that other people laugh at silly things we Christians do too!
I also lol at “Jesus Loves You and I’m Trying.” Hee.
And since I’ve recently taken up running again and it’s a whole theme in my life (Hebrews 12:1) . . .
Running the race for Him,
Shari
September 3rd, 2009 at 12:17 am
This is hilarious!
Too Blessed To Be Stressed,
Amy
September 3rd, 2009 at 1:07 am
Sofa? Reeally?
This is a great post and one that makes you think. Many great comments.
Trusting In God ALONE,
Jai
September 3rd, 2009 at 1:20 am
I am completely cracked up.
Leaning, leaning, leaning on the Everlasting Arms,
Amy
September 3rd, 2009 at 2:25 am
The participle-driven closing, ha ha ha.
And diaper diaries: ROTFLIHN, oh I laughed. Yes I did.
Seeing what large letters I use as I write to you with my own hand,
Lisa
(no smiley on the “a” but one always scribbled beside it)
September 3rd, 2009 at 4:18 am
This was great and I like me some Lifeway…
The Apple of His Eye,
Crystie
September 3rd, 2009 at 6:23 am
In His Grip is my fave!
In His grip,
Amy
September 3rd, 2009 at 6:50 am
While I was in college I worked at a summer camp – and we were all up in the letter closings! Oh yes we were. Can’t remember if I made mine up or if it was borrowed but ….
Reaching for the SON,
Rebecca
Get it? sun. Son. My I was clever back then. :)
I’ve also been known to use
In His Service,
Rebecca
Thanks for making me laugh this morning!!!
September 3rd, 2009 at 6:51 am
This was the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time… we can be so very full of ourselves, can’t we? Thanks for poking fun at the silly games we play to impress others… wouldn’t it be funny if people wrote what they are really thinking sometimes?
sanctimoniously yours,
me
or
holier than thou,
me
or
living righteously and hoping everyone notices,
me
thanks for the laugh.
Wishing I was as funny as you,
me
September 3rd, 2009 at 6:51 am
after coming back from the gym, and going through the comments on this post, which i knew was written JUST FOR ME, i have to tell you that “kicking satan in the weiner,” was the straw that broke the camel’s back.
i thought i was snorting when i read “know Jesus or you might go to hell,” but i was full-on crying when i scrolled down to Satan, and him getting kicked.
this has got to be the funniest post i’ve read thus far, and, sister, i can only imagine the hysterics that would occur if students at freed-hardeman (my alma mater) got ahold of this one.
pure gold.
Placing my family portrait on the mantle of Christ,
beth
September 3rd, 2009 at 7:01 am
You left out my all-time, recent favorite: “Blessings”
Used it myself a few times. I hate typing a quick email (usually without even a salutation), and then staring at the end, wondering what to put. I usually give up and just put,
Love,
MK
How can I say “LOVE” when I’ve never even MET you, and this is the first time I’ve even commented on your very-personal but oh-so-electronically-distant blog? A quandary :)
September 3rd, 2009 at 7:44 am
Love, love, this one. Spot on!
Singing of His love forever,
stephanie :)
September 3rd, 2009 at 7:52 am
I was not going to comment on this post. Really. My kids will be late for school and my husband did not just see me laughing hysterically out loud wiping tears off my face…
I don’t even use closings! But I might just have to send out an email today to my family JUST so I can use the
Jesus loves you but I’m His favorite.
Then I’ll write an email to my in-laws signed
Jesus loves you and I’m trying.
But that one might get me kicked out of the family… like that ever stopped me from doing things…
I am SO going back through ALL of my many undeleted emails to see what gems I can find!
Trying to think of witty things to say while my kids go to school hungry and have to buy lunch,
Kimberly (with a big flourish at the end)
If anyone says anything my kids being late with unbrushed hair, I will tell them I was sitting at the feet of Jesus while filling up the sea of forgetfulness!
September 3rd, 2009 at 7:53 am
I worked as Minister to Adult and Small Groups for 10 years. I sought a closing that would help my members and seekers looking for Christ to know that I was not some spiritual giant and had the same needs from Jesus that they did. My closing?
Your Partner In Grace,
Robin
September 3rd, 2009 at 7:56 am
What a hoot! LOVE this post. Should be in some sort of bloggie hall of fame! This one may have been mentioned, but if not – here it is.
Kickin’ the devil to the curb,
Lisa C.
September 3rd, 2009 at 7:56 am
Very funny. My ten-year-old daughter emails a friend from church regularly. Since her friend’s mom is a fan of the “In Christ” closing, both girls have taken to using it in their emails. It cracks me up when they say things like: “Jane got a whole bunch of Polly Pockets at her birthday party. In Christ, Sally.”
My favorite Christian closing is specific to the thank you note: “Blessed by Him through you, Staci”
September 3rd, 2009 at 8:03 am
I know this is late, but I saw it this morning and had to add it. From a letter from Ted Kennedy to Ronald Reagan, no less:
“With my prayers and thanks for you as you lead us through these difficult times”
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB40001424052970203706604574376951136648912.html
I’m just not sure what to add to that.
Practicing His love,
Tonia
September 3rd, 2009 at 8:17 am
Reading the post and comments has made my day. I love the “Continuing in sin so grace may abound”. I’m going to have to use that one and confuse my friends, especially since I’m one of those who generally sign an email with A.
Christo et Ecclesiae (for Christ and the Church),
Amanda
September 3rd, 2009 at 8:21 am
That is just an awesome post and so true. I have started using “In Christ Alone” but there are many good ones to represent our walk with God and I do get encouraged when others include a verse or something represented their faith in closing.
September 3rd, 2009 at 8:36 am
I just can’t pull off the holy closings! I always end up taking it off on the re-read, b/c it just seems like I’m being trite or sarcastic! (I guess I just know me too well!) I probably need to to work on that, huh?!
Genuinely seeking his mercy on my sarcastic self,
Brandi
September 3rd, 2009 at 8:38 am
I want to respond in kind with a funny sig of my own, but I am laughing too hard. This is the best thing I’ve read in a very long time.
Still trying to run with perseverance although gasping for air and holding my side,
edj
September 3rd, 2009 at 8:44 am
I had to come back again today and read through all the additional comments. These are great; I’m suppressing snorts here. Thanks again for a wonderful post Sofa.
Giving it Up for Him,
Sarah
September 3rd, 2009 at 8:55 am
Happily my friends don’t require perfection, but we DO like to laugh! This is SUCH a good starting point!
All of these SOOO resonate with my longing to reflect Jesus’ heart well… and yet now I can never use them — ANY of them — EVER again without laughing with you all — and at myself!
Thanks a lot – for the joys of insight and community and authenticity! In the trenches with you…
Falling forward in the right direction–
Jan
September 3rd, 2009 at 9:00 am
Oh my aching sides! I’m a day late to the party, but I did enjoy that post (my first time commenting, but I’ve been lurking for a few months)
I really thing a closing ought to be edifying, ya know?
“O taste and see that the Lord is good!”
Keep tasting,
Ruth
September 3rd, 2009 at 9:02 am
I am so glad that I came back and read more comments because HOLY CHEESE they are funny.
The see of forgetfulness? BAAHAHAHA
Kicking Satan in the weiner? Really? BAHAHAHAHA
And the one about training up her kids and submitting and considering a field? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Delighting in the Law of the Lord, and meditating in it day and night, that I might be like a tree planted by the river of the waters, bringing forth fruit in season, with never-withering root, prospering in all I do,
Erin
September 3rd, 2009 at 9:18 am
Sophie – this is so funny! It reminds me of the post you did ages ago about “This is so Southern it could win a contest” I still think about Clementine’s comment on that post and laugh my stinkin’ head off!
“Praying to tolerate you” and “Kickin’ Satan in the weiner” just did me in….
I’ve received emails with closures of “Leaning on the Rock” or “Laying my Burdens Down”. Never had anything as funny as the ones I’ve seen here though.
I usually just use “Blessings” or if it’s a close girl friend, “Hugs and Blessings” but I’m going to have to come up with something great for this post. How about:
Thanking God for the Hilarity!
Adrienne
September 3rd, 2009 at 9:32 am
Nearly peed my pants. Must make husband read.
May we meet in Glory (if not at a Starbucks),
Sarah
September 3rd, 2009 at 9:33 am
Great post!!! I always liked how the Message worded the verse from the Sermon on the Mount–Mt. 6:28 “Instead of looking at the fashions, walk out into the fields and look at the wildflowers. They never primp or shop, (NIV says labor or spin) but have you ever seen color and design quite like it?” So I am thinking my new holy closing could be as follows.
Recovering primper and shopper seeking first,
Dana
September 3rd, 2009 at 9:37 am
Sophie,
i laughed out loud when i read this.
striving daily to surrender,
Niki
September 3rd, 2009 at 10:13 am
I know this will make me seem like a twelve-year-old, but “Kicking Satan in the wiener” actually made me laugh out loud. :)
Cute, cute post.
September 3rd, 2009 at 10:36 am
SO. STINKING. FUNNY!
I love this. Actually – i love the way Pastor Ryan sho guest blogs for PW Cooks signs his…
Love wins.
But since I am a good Catholic girl,
We would start out letters with
JMJ – for Jesus Mary and Joseph or
AMDG – Ad Majori Dei Gloriam – for the greater Glory of God
Or “that in all things God May be glorified”
Blessings ! – sister lynn
September 3rd, 2009 at 10:38 am
Hey Boo Mama:
I thoroughly enjoyed this post and all the comments. Did a lot of ROFLIHN!
Here’s mine:
“…oh for grace to trust Him more”
Robin
or
“Praising God from Whom all blessings flow”
Robin
or
Saved and she knows it, Amen,
Robin
September 3rd, 2009 at 10:40 am
BooMama,
I just have to say that:
This is the funniest blog post I have ever read.
The end.
Sarah
September 3rd, 2009 at 11:07 am
Where can I send my bill for my heart attack caused by extreme laughter?
This is the funniest post and list of comments ever on planet earth.
Your people are FUNNY! And so are you,
From the Eastern foothills of Eshtaol, Zorah, Ashnah, Zanoah,
Kelly
September 3rd, 2009 at 11:17 am
Hilarious!!
My favorites were the pulled back muscle, oh that was so priceless. I have to share that and the goals and achieving things stuff. Girl, you need to be on the comedy circuit.
standing firm in the rock of my salvation,
Jennifer
September 3rd, 2009 at 11:33 am
Girlfrand! Love, love, love it!
Now tell us how you feel about those E-mails that tell us that we don’t really love Jesus or that we’re ashamed of him if we don’t forward them! Arghhhh! (They make ME want to scream and kick some . . . tail!)
I usually sign my notes, “Grins!”, but I have the following on all of my public school correspondence: “If you pray for rain, be prepared to deal with some mud.”
GRINS! (And sometimes GUFFAWS!)
Pamm
September 3rd, 2009 at 11:54 am
Oh, I LOVE laughing through tears. This was GOOD – I may have to post a link to this post on my Facebook!
I didn’t get to it yesterday, and I think I’m glad…cause now I get to see all the comments.
You’ve got some funny readers.
I’m not real clever with closings, so I’m stealing the one our pastor uses.
You Are LOVED!
Amy
September 3rd, 2009 at 12:18 pm
I LOVED THIS POST! sorry for shouting but it is too funny…and true.
His Suffering Servant
Connie
September 3rd, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Until the shout,
Mindy
September 3rd, 2009 at 1:26 pm
And YOU made our day with that post (except I’m late)!
Tardy in Him,
Kristen
September 3rd, 2009 at 1:43 pm
I’ve loved just skimming down each of your comments and reading their closings. They’re delightful.
But when all else fails, I just like to go with:
Too legit to quit,
Shena
September 3rd, 2009 at 2:00 pm
This is, hands down, my favorite BooMama post. And you’ve had some funny ones!
Clapping with the trees of the field,
Amy
September 3rd, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Crying out loud! YOU and your readers’ comments are beyond hysterical! Thank sweet Heaven I came back over to read today. Thanks to you for the laugh I needed so badly today. I do think God has a great sense of humor. He made all of these lovely people in this bloggy world. :)
Swingin’ low for that sweet chariot –
Nicole
September 3rd, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Our pastor closes his letters and emails by using
“With Passion for Him”
I’d totally steal if I didn’t think he’d passionately bust me out in the middle of a sermon.
Thanks for crackin’ me up today.
In His passionately, nail-scared, ever forgiving, lovingly sacrificial hands,
Jessica
A bit much? Stink. I thought so.
September 3rd, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Add my thanks to all the others – this was a great blog!
I often just sign off with …
Peace,
Susan
September 3rd, 2009 at 2:53 pm
My youth minister always used “Because He lives, Greg.” Always with a capital H in He, of course. I find some of the best holy-closures come from hymns.
As a preteen, like you I adopted the standard “In Him.” But after realizing that “In Him, Kaylynn” was pretty rhyme-y, I took my ultimate inspiration from the familar cadence of the classic prayer closing:
In Jesus’ name,
Kaylynn
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:34 pm
My favorite in junior high was…
Kickin’ it for J.C.,
Emily
(I even wrote a song based on the line…and performed the song at camp. I was in my song-writing phase…everyone thought it was something by J. Velasquez who was popular at the time so I guess it wasn’t as embarrassing as it could have been.)
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:48 pm
This reminds me of when I was in elementary school (parochial) and if anyone asked us if we “loved” so-and-so, we’d immediately retort “NO!” and quickly make this disclaimer: “Well, I love him in the JESUS way, but not in the kissy-kissy way!”
And so, without further ado,
Love in the Jesus way but not the kissy-kissy way,
Jenni
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:50 pm
BWAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
Think I actually laughed so hard I spit on myself… let’s not tell…
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Thanks for making me smile AND laugh! I’m stickin to “Cheers”!
September 3rd, 2009 at 4:16 pm
I’m currently thinking of changing my sig to read, “Because it’s all about me,” but, though true, it’s not very professional…
September 3rd, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Just thought of one for me:
Hungry for Him and cheese,
Jenn
September 3rd, 2009 at 4:36 pm
I think this post is soooo funny. I have three for you.
1) My pastor always says:
For His Name and His renown,
K
2)It’s all because of him,
K
(Of course that could be taken in a good or bad way. haha!)
3) With joy unspeakable that won’t go away, just enough strength to live for today, never having to worry what tomorrow will bring ‘Cause my faith is on the solid rock; I am counting on God,
K
Yes, I stole that from song lyrics. Can you imagine what you’d think if someone really closed their letters/emails with that?!
September 3rd, 2009 at 4:58 pm
This is one we received in the mail yesterday:
Blessings in the Lamb,
Name of the encouraging person
September 3rd, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Found this link on Facebook. I think you might have more than 10s of readers now.
Still, since it’s 100 degrees outside in September, I have a special closing just for today.
Feeling like I’m roasting in the fires of hell but actually being purified in His crucible,
Meg
September 3rd, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Oh my, I know I’m late to the party, but this was SO hilarious. I can’t wait to read this with my pastor husband.
The comments are the BEST part of this. You all are hilar!
I’m a bigger sinner than you,
Kit
September 3rd, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Someone might have already put this (pardon me for not reading all 229 comments) but this reminded me of something that would be on Stuff Christians Like. Way too funny.
September 3rd, 2009 at 7:29 pm
So funny! Did your parents go to Cursillo? My parents went to that too. It was not their speed but I know a lot of people who LOVE it.
September 3rd, 2009 at 7:43 pm
After 37.5 weeks of throwing up every night and loving the little creature who caused me those evening visits (truly, all but about 9 nights of my pregnancy), I am holding my perfect daughter in my arms and kissing her sweet, round face.
Going to His throne nightly,
Emily and Baby Elisabeth Sarah
September 3rd, 2009 at 8:13 pm
okay – the whole lot of you are hysterical! have a blessed day hidden in Christ.
weeping at the feet of Jesus,
Jen
September 3rd, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Praying for the Peace that passes all understanding and for the Peace of Jerusalem,
April in Alabama
September 3rd, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Okay, I didn’t think it was possible, but I have one more that has not yet appeared, but which many of you will recognize…
Soph, thank you so much for hitting the place on all of us that is like just below the knee that makes us all kick when the doc hits it with his rubber hammer. You have a gift…
In the strong name of Jesus,
Cheryl
P.S. thank you Chris W. for FBing this blog.
September 3rd, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Dearest inspired sister Sofa,
You are too funny for words.
Marching to Zion, On the God-Blessed Broken Road, as He walks with Me, Talks with Me, and (Softly and Tenderly) Calls Me by Name,
SD
September 3rd, 2009 at 9:58 pm
All of my emails end with the following:
Pray for me. I need the prayer and you need the practice.
September 3rd, 2009 at 10:22 pm
ha ha ha ha ha.
i’ve been to one of those totally awesome spiritual weekends and come home with bags of those notes. Then I’ve helped lead them and had to WRITE those notes. This tutorial would have been very helpful.
September 3rd, 2009 at 10:31 pm
I used to sign me emails
Regards,
Chris
The “g” is a bit too close to the “t” unfortunately. So instead of “regards” it read…well you get it.
Yep.
Unrelated, I know but pretty funny.
September 3rd, 2009 at 11:48 pm
Boo, you cracked me up on this one…I just want to know…are you the ghost writer for the Junie B. Jones series??? ‘Cause you two girls are cut out of the same cloth. You are just a grown up version, Sofa.
My husband the youth minister signs of “Here for YOUth”.
As for me…In His Love…that way I can love on everybody without raising stalking or harrassment suspicions.
By the way…Your reeboks…Yea…they are SO MAJOR!!!
September 3rd, 2009 at 11:51 pm
I love you. That is all.
September 4th, 2009 at 8:05 am
Thanks for the giggle…*: ) Avid “stater” of His Word!
Godliness with Contentment is GREAT GAIN!
N
September 4th, 2009 at 8:13 am
so funny….we Christians……..so I’ll close with…..
I’m just sayin,
Denise xo
September 4th, 2009 at 9:39 am
I can’t stop laughing…”We” think we are so great when we use big words for the big finish. I needed to laugh this morning!
Joy is the flag flown high from the castle of my heart,
Laura
September 4th, 2009 at 9:47 am
From a fellow State fan and easily goobed-out Christian, this MADE MY MORNING! Please keep them coming.
clinging to the crucified,
Libbie
September 4th, 2009 at 10:09 am
Hilarious!!
It is Finished
Kathi ;-)
September 4th, 2009 at 10:16 am
Hilarious!!
It is finished,
Kathi
September 4th, 2009 at 10:21 am
Soph…Sofa…Sophia…forget endings, apparently beginnings are my issue…
I loved your blog! Thanks for sharing and bringing the joy!!
With a Stature of a Palm tree and Breasts like Pomegranants,
Lisa
September 4th, 2009 at 11:43 am
This is great, I work in a missions office and with service being my passion.
I am
Serving the servants,
karen
September 4th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
My sister, who is a missionary, uses “At Yeshua’s feet” as her closing for all of her missionary-type info letters. It packs a punch because not only is it SO HUMBLE, but also it uses the greek/hebrew/other ancient language (i’m not a scholar) form of Jesus, which makes you extra holy.
September 4th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
I’m a bit late to the party, as I just returned from a two day fasting prayer walk….but I have just two words…
Blogging. gold.
(And a dip extravaganza on top of it?! Be still, my heart!)
Thanks for making my morning….though I think it should have come w/ a disclaimer -”Don’t start reading this post when it’s almost time to load the kids in the car for school.” I don’t think that “My mom was reading a funny blog” is listed as an acceptable excuse on the tardy slip!
With holy hand lifted high while the other hand is tweeting,
Sarah
September 4th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Thanks for this holy moment. My kids are laughing even though they don’t know why bc I am. Love this–ROFLIHN—
Because of Him I Can Face Tomorrow, It’s Today I’m Still Working On,
Kimberly
September 4th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Deliver me,
Sister
:)
September 4th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
You have brightened my afternoon which giggles and smiles.
I confess to signing off with “holy” closings, and now I have a few new ones to use, thanks to you!
breaking the alabaster jar,
HisFireFly
September 4th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
You are truly a genius.
Just thought you should know.
But really, you aren’t the genius…He is, so I think you should close with “genius because of Him.”
Only but for Him,
Sarah Mae
{snort!}
September 4th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
TOO TOO FUNNY.
My mom signed “In Him” for years. Then she did something else, I can’t remember.. might have been “By His Grace.”
At some point not too long ago but not too recently, I tried my own hand at my o so spiritual email closing but I drew a big fat blank. So for a long time I just settled for “In Christ, Amber.” Then I think a little while later I switched to simply, “In His Love” or “Love in Christ, Amber” I have issued with telling others “I love you” unless they’re my mom, husband or kids – so that really good sister in Christ that just emailed “Love you ~ Soinso” ?? I couldn’t bring myself to sign “Love you” back so “Love in Christ” was so much safer.
I know. I have issues. These days I just slap an “Amber” at the bottom and roll with it. =P
September 4th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
Funniest post and comments I’ve ever read! Forwarded it to my entire family.
Sanctified, Justified, soon-to-be Glorified,
M
September 4th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Too Funny!
In His loving Grace,
Rebecca
September 4th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
I see that I’m not the only one who was late for work this morning because of this blog and the comments.
Thanks for hitting a nerve that needed tickling.
New fan of this blog,
Henry
September 4th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
Oh my Gosh! this is a great post! My first visit & I will be back. Thanks for the faith filled humor, I THINK I can clean the spewed coffee out of my keyboard!
September 5th, 2009 at 12:21 am
This is so stinkin’ hilarious, including all the clever comments!!
Washed in the blood of the Lamb,
Brenda
September 5th, 2009 at 4:59 am
I needed this laugh…it’s 3am and I’m at work.
As a ‘Christian’ nurse, I’m surrounded by many of the ‘unreached’ or ‘non believers’ and interceed for my coworkers. Following a indepth study of 1 Peter, I feel compelled by Christ to say…
Reaching the sick-
Soph
September 5th, 2009 at 7:04 am
Great post. These signatures make my “Have a Great Day!” closing seem a little fallen short of the glory. Thanks for the laughs everyone!
September 5th, 2009 at 10:47 am
You make me laugh,
Constantly seeking Him,
Ozoz
September 5th, 2009 at 11:44 am
“Jesus Loves You and I’m Trying,
Me!”
omL i made it this far and then had to quit reading…nearly spewed soda on the laptop and can no longer read for the tears from laughing so hard!!
before i got to that spot tho I was thinking mine would be
Be still, and Know,
s.
September 5th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
Mine’s not terribly holy, but it does carry the virtue of being true, especially this summer;
Better Late Than Never,
Groovy
September 5th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
I read this with no one else around, and I still snorted a little bit in laughter! :-) So true, so true. Thanks for the giggles and snorts!
That I may know Him and the power of His resurrection,
Holly
September 6th, 2009 at 12:32 am
Great fun to read!
I find a similar “pressure” on Facebook to write some great little description of me, my life, my passions, and all with a wonderful spiritual twist to it. So far I’ve left that little box blank on my wall….just don’t want to sound “fake” or “super spiritual” so I’d rather say nothing!
September 6th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Oh, this post made me laugh out loud. Priceless! One of your best posts ever!
I applaud you in your search for just the right closing. I think you are on the right track with those inspired choices.
I have been known to use “In His Strength” from time to time. Mostly I just go with with “Love, Dawn”. No doves will be released on that one, huh?
My husband has received emails from time to time from a man who signs: Wretch Worm, Bob (not his real name)
Maybe you can use that one in future correspondence.
Signed,
Dawn, one who has fallen short of the glory of God
September 6th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
This is hysterical! Thanks for the laugh. My hubby was a pastor for years and we used to laugh at all the creative email closings the staff came up with. It was like they were trying to one-up each other with holiness. I am the same way, I just avoid it altogether. It seems too weird to always be closing my menial emails (usually about playdates, etc) with a spiritual slogan.
Victorious over the grave,
In His grip,
Blessed to be broken,
Kristen
September 6th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
BooMama, I read your blog every day esp. since meeting you at Beth Moore’s event here in Pittsburgh. And this is the best by far. I’m sitting here with my 4 year old grandson who keeps saying “My Lalu, why are you laughing?” I have actually used “Sin boldly, that grace may abound more.” But my two favorites are:
In the battle together,
Laureen
and
Kickin’ at the darkness till it bleeds daylight,
Laureen
(thanks to Bruce Cockburn, credit is where credit is due)
September 6th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
A fried sent this to me because she thought I’d like it, which I’m guessing means she thinks I enjoy making fun of Christians? I loved it, of course. Since my spiritual life has been a little dry lately, I’m going to go with a closing inspired my 4-year-old’s new favorite phrase.
Peace out Sucka,
Susie
September 7th, 2009 at 12:32 am
Oh my goodness… Just what I needed after another night with the youth group! (I get points just for that, don’t I???) I haven’t read so many comments in ages – but this was so worth it! I loved Shannon’s Prov 31 ending the most I think. I have to confess to signing “Grace and Peace” often, but in quick emails (and on nights when my brain has gone to sleep before I’ve left the laptop), it’s just:
:),
Melissa
September 7th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
Your entry made me laugh, and I shared it with my husband. Thanks for the insight and your sense of humor!
Sanctified at Jesus’ substitutionary atonement,
Vanessa
September 7th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
Oh, my goodness! This was absolutely hilarious! Thanks for proving that Christians can have good, clean, laughable fun.
Laughing so hard I’m crying and not even thinking spiritually,
Patty
September 7th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
This was perty funny!
Redeeming the Time,
Brooke
September 8th, 2009 at 10:42 am
I think you guys might be reaching a bit too far with this one.
Just my opinion.
Thanks.
– Living in the Light of Christ Jesus and doing my best to be salt and light in a world full of darkness and evil, but not trying to be too pietistic about the whole sanctification process which our Lord Jesus has decided to complete for us of His own volition,
Steve Martin
September 8th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
This is a fun post!
S.W.A.H.K. (Sealed with a holy kiss), Natalie H.
September 8th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
I didn’t used to sign off with those sorts of things until I started teaching at a Christian high school. Then it was painfully obvious that I was the ONLY ONE not doing it, so I shyly picked up the use of “Blessings” to end my emails. Now I have a wide array, including, but not limited to:
Blessings,
Many blessings,
Many blessings and big hugs,
In Him, and
In Christ
One of the other teachers here uses “For the King,” which always intimidated me a bit, like she’s doing good works with which I can never possibly compete. I’m working “In Him,” but she’s working “For the King.” There’s just no beating that.
September 8th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Not too shabby Ms. BlogHer-of-the-Week!
http://www.blogher.com/blogher-week-boomama?from=nethed
Thanks for sharing your wit, wisdom and most importantly, your faith! I’m continually blessed by your blog.
Bless you,
Carly
September 8th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
Hysterical! And I’m Mormon, and even though we don’t usually say things like that, even though we’re totally Christian, still hysterical!
September 9th, 2009 at 7:44 am
Loverly, I have a minister friend who uses “Peas”.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:08 am
So sin sick and saved by amazing grace in Him who has all the glory forever and ever to all people in all times amen,
Heather
P.S. I absolutely love this post.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:21 am
after years of working in christian schools and christian orgs this was fabulous. two of my favorites: a guy in college once signed off a note to me with “agape” as the closing, and at one job i used to get “serving him by serving others” from one frequent emailer. thanks for the laughs!
September 9th, 2009 at 9:26 am
Oh my, I can’t even read all the comments or I truly will be ROFLIHN. (How’re we doing with that on the Twitter feed?)
I personally would go with this:
His Eye Is on the Sparrows Like Me,
Jan
But this morning I am:
Praising God that He created such funny people,
Jan
September 9th, 2009 at 9:49 am
I actually went to seminary…and SOME people closed with…
Abiding,
John Awesome
It is all very reverent and important and (of course) holy.
Basking in my own close to God-ness,
JennJenn
September 9th, 2009 at 9:56 am
住在房顶的角上,
Tonggu Momma
which translates as “living on the corner of the roof” … oh, wait a minute… that’s not ME, that’s my HUSBAND.
(And do I get bonus points because I wrote it in Mandarin? Because I totally think I should get bonus points. And no, I am NOT quarrelsome.)
September 9th, 2009 at 11:12 am
I once received a letter from my far away Grandma who was a Christian Science practitioner, signed ever so colourfully with,
May you sup with Jesus on the roast birds of paradise,
Granny
She was serious. I later became a vegetarian. I’m a visual person, and the images were kinda troubling, although I know she meant it with all goodness and love. I felt a little sorry for Jesus and his kingdomly KFC.
September 9th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
this post is amazing:)
when i was a youth pastor, i used to sign “seeking the Kingdom.” then i changed it to “shalom.” now, i mostly just sign “peace”–more hippie than christian.
my supervisor used to use this one–a bruce cockburn lyric: “kickin’ the darkness ’til it bleeds daylight.”
raising my Ebenezer,
suzannah
September 9th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Always Striving for My Lord,
Melissa @ http://www.fordsbigbluehouse.blogspot.com
September 9th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Loving you because he first loved us,
Mis
September 9th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Okay, my mind is swimming with so many closings!
Thankful to be His kid!
Jen
September 9th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
Hilarious! “Trying to resist the Whore of Babylon” was the absolute best! There are 3 that get me – 1. A smart guy in church always does the Sola Gloria Deo one – really, what does that mean and who speaks Latin? and if it’s so great then why not say in it American so we ALL know what he’s talking about?!? 2. Blessings – what do you write when you respond to that one? Blessings back, no . . . something more, what if you don’t go spiritual with the closing, then what? Kind of like the waitress that calls everyone “honey” or “sugar” 3. This is a real one from a missionary friend of mine – “your servant HIS bondslaves.” I’d like you to come over and wash my car please!!
just one of the circumcised,
Ted
September 10th, 2009 at 10:14 am
Hi Boo,
Thanks for a great laugh! I was away last week and a friend asked if I had seen your post on closure!!! My friend and I have had this competition too!! I roll my eyes at some of the ridiculous/pious email closings I have received!!! Gag!
One of the one’s that I find overdone is
“Blessings”
and one of my least favourites:
“Be God’s”
You didn’t delve into the option of actually preaching at people with your closing!!!! hahaahaah!!!!
Thanks for the laugh!
September 10th, 2009 at 10:41 am
I can hardly breathe. This blog could be a problem for me.
September 10th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Thanks for poking good natured fun at our efforts for positive Christian closure!
Looking forward,
Cathy
September 10th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
too funny!
Kickin’ it with Christ,
Jean
September 11th, 2009 at 1:44 am
Dear S, That was inspired!
Very Adrian Plass-ish :D
My brothers thank you, my future children thank you, my mother thanks you and I thank you!
Resting in the Shadow of His Wing,
Grace
September 11th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Okay, so I have no idea who you are, but found a link to this on Facebook, and it made me laugh so hard I cried. I realize no one in their right mind will read down this far, but here’s my go at it – (realizing all the really good ones are gone already, I’ll have to just tell the truth)
Laughing so hard I cry at this post while my pie crusts and frozen broccoli melt at the doorway because I was too lazy to put them in the freezer before I checked Facebook,
Mary
September 11th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Never read so many comments in my LIFE!
Knowing it was for me He died,
Diane
September 12th, 2009 at 4:24 am
I’m a “blessings” kind of chick, and I see I’m not the only one. I think “Sincerely” is sincerely UNDER used by Christians. I dig your blog, this post was a hoot!!!
Blessings~ or
Blessings Ya’ll~
September 12th, 2009 at 10:48 am
Somehow, I lost your blog from my reader, so I am glad I found you again thru Blogher. You’re as wonderful as ever.
Reading my whole Bible by 7:00PM tonight, and hope you do too,
Donalyn
September 12th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
I, too, have never read so many comments. Ijust have to add to an earlier post one
I have gotten for real:
Too Blessed to be Stressed,
Too Anointed to be Disappointed,
D
GO DAWGS
September 13th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Loved this post!!!
Desperately broken, seeking first the kingdom of God while preserving through various trials while seeing victory over satan, sin and death, all the while being sanctified by the sovereign and great creator Jesus Christ my Lord,
Erin (my husband wanted in on the action)
September 14th, 2009 at 11:39 am
hysterical
or maybe i don’t get enough sleep
pray i get all the sleep He has set aside for me.
Considering the lilies of the field,
K
September 14th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
I’m just “hanging on by the silken thread He spun.”
September 16th, 2009 at 12:12 am
Okay…so I’m way late! But our summer intern was just dying to bust out his Spanish on us all summer (we live in WAY Southern San Diego). He closes everything with…
Jesus es Amore’
heehee