Given that last week’s episode of “The Office” has made me giggle all week long, I’m more convinced than ever that it was an instant classic. And besides that, I feel like it’s given us so much to look forward to during the last couple of months of the season: Jim and Pam as new parents, Dwight and Angela (round two), Andy and Erin, Kevin and First Lunch, etc.
All righty – here we go:
1. “It’s St. Patrick’s Day, and here in Scranton that is a HUGE deal. It’s the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas.”
2. “What do we got here?” // “Mega desk.”
3. “Getting hooked on mega desk was my own fault. I don’t care about assigning blame. All I care about is mega desk. That is all I care about. Getting more mega desk.”
4. “The say that no man is an island. FALSE. I am an island, and this island is volcanic. And it’s about to erupt with the molten hot lava of strategy.”
5. “Whenever I’m sick it goes away in a few hours. Except once when I was in the hospital from age three to six.”
6. “Jo, I have an idea for suntan lotion soap.”
7. “Look at that picture that you drew. Nice job!”
8. “Let’s follow the chain of events: Jo likes Michael. Jo invites Michael to house. Jo doesn’t like Michael anymore.”
9. “I’m not surprised that Dwight’s using my baby to steal my desk. I’m a little surprised that it’s working.”
10. “You’ll probably feel better one you get some pants on.”
11. “Does her family owe your family something in terms of a past injustice?”
12. “Oh! Andy! I’m in my jammie jams!” // “That’s okay. I’m in my workie-works.”
13. “…if you’d like I can swing by your house so your baby can experience a strong male presence.”
14. “Drinks are on me!” (as Michael pulls out two different credit cards)
15. “They call it quad desk.”
All in all, this was nowhere near as funny as last week, but I guess Jo needed a send-off. And granted, the Jo character is charming, but she’s not particularly funny. So I guess it’s good she’s going back to Tallahassee. However, the fact that Andy and Dwight sang a short duet of “Cat’s In The Cradle” goes a long way with me. I’m trusting that next week will be better.
What did y’all think?







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